Interesting Morning......

[Clay Thornton 75]

So this morning I stopped into the local gas station for a cup of coffee and I pull up and their is this woman smoking a cigarette while pumping gas. I thought, "wow this woman is stupid," oh well I thought, let natural selection do it's job and I walked in. As I was getting my coffee I noticed two of our local finest men in blue walking out and I gave them a "howdy do gents", and told them they might want to keep an eye on the woman.

 

I come out with my coffee and sure enough this woman is yelling and screaming and her arm is on fire! The police officers took a fire extinguisher out of their trunk and properly extinguished the woman. From there it got confusing, they slapped the cuffs on her and put her in the back of their cruiser. I asked them, "Are you arresting her because she is stupid?" they responded with "No she was waving her FIREARM around like a crazy person!"

 

 

I heard this joke at the office today, and had to share. This is not a true story and is meant tickle your funny bone on a Friday.

 

Have a great Weekend!

 

 

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 9,996]

...got me...I was thinking "Dang. she must be a drunk. First a cigarette and then a gun"?

[Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life 427]

Love it!!

[Augustus Goodnight 59]

Had me Hook, Line & Sinker right up to the last sentence.

 

Good one CT. Thanks for the laugh.

[Eyesa Horg 955]

...got me...I was thinking "Dang. she must be a drunk. First a cigarette and then a gun"?

I was right there with 'ya Pat Like holy crap-- what's she doin' with a gun?

[Wolfgang, SASS #53480 185]

Thanks . . . gud morning "giggle" . . . . .

[Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 232]

Clay we gotta talk!!

 

Ya had me for a bit I started looking on the KCCI website for the police report.

[Rooster Ron Wayne 1,038]

You see stupid people doing this all the time .

Good joke though :-)