Clay Thornton 105 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 So this morning I stopped into the local gas station for a cup of coffee and I pull up and their is this woman smoking a cigarette while pumping gas. I thought, "wow this woman is stupid," oh well I thought, let natural selection do it's job and I walked in. As I was getting my coffee I noticed two of our local finest men in blue walking out and I gave them a "howdy do gents", and told them they might want to keep an eye on the woman. I come out with my coffee and sure enough this woman is yelling and screaming and her arm is on fire! The police officers took a fire extinguisher out of their trunk and properly extinguished the woman. From there it got confusing, they slapped the cuffs on her and put her in the back of their cruiser. I asked them, "Are you arresting her because she is stupid?" they responded with "No she was waving her FIREARM around like a crazy person!" I heard this joke at the office today, and had to share. This is not a true story and is meant tickle your funny bone on a Friday. Have a great Weekend! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 26,648 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 ...got me...I was thinking "Dang. she must be a drunk. First a cigarette and then a gun"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life 1,060 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Love it!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Augustus Goodnight 60 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Had me Hook, Line & Sinker right up to the last sentence. Good one CT. Thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eyesa Horg 1,765 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 ...got me...I was thinking "Dang. she must be a drunk. First a cigarette and then a gun"? I was right there with 'ya Pat Like holy crap-- what's she doin' with a gun? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 293 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Thanks . . . gud morning "giggle" . . . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 394 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Clay we gotta talk!! Ya had me for a bit I started looking on the KCCI website for the police report. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rooster Ron Wayne 1,531 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 You see stupid people doing this all the time . Good joke though :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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