Clay Thornton Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 So this morning I stopped into the local gas station for a cup of coffee and I pull up and their is this woman smoking a cigarette while pumping gas. I thought, "wow this woman is stupid," oh well I thought, let natural selection do it's job and I walked in. As I was getting my coffee I noticed two of our local finest men in blue walking out and I gave them a "howdy do gents", and told them they might want to keep an eye on the woman. I come out with my coffee and sure enough this woman is yelling and screaming and her arm is on fire! The police officers took a fire extinguisher out of their trunk and properly extinguished the woman. From there it got confusing, they slapped the cuffs on her and put her in the back of their cruiser. I asked them, "Are you arresting her because she is stupid?" they responded with "No she was waving her FIREARM around like a crazy person!" I heard this joke at the office today, and had to share. This is not a true story and is meant tickle your funny bone on a Friday. Have a great Weekend! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 ...got me...I was thinking "Dang. she must be a drunk. First a cigarette and then a gun"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Goodnight Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Had me Hook, Line & Sinker right up to the last sentence. Good one CT. Thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 ...got me...I was thinking "Dang. she must be a drunk. First a cigarette and then a gun"? I was right there with 'ya Pat Like holy crap-- what's she doin' with a gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Thanks . . . gud morning "giggle" . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Clay we gotta talk!! Ya had me for a bit I started looking on the KCCI website for the police report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 You see stupid people doing this all the time . Good joke though :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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