Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I just got the bestest Christmas present ever. Mr. Michael Pinathai, of Kasikorn Bank Thailand, has $25,500,000.00 that belonged to a dead American who died in a plane crash in 2003. He, being an honest man, wants to pirate this sum out of the country and into the USA. For the privilege of using my bank account, he is going to share 40% with me and the other 60% will be shared with two other partners of his. By my reckoning that 40% comes out to be about $10,200,000.00. Of course if I were as "honest" as Mr. Pinathai, I could keep it all. Anyway, all I had to do was send him some personal information and he is going to send me all that money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Badger, we're jealous! Would you like to buy some guaranteed winning tickets for last weeks powerball? Only $1000 apiece! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 As soon as the money is here, I will take some off your hands, Sam. When you are on a roll, roll with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 BMC, my cut is 30%. How did you get 40%? As a partner I hope you are aware that this should be kept secret. I am afraid our enterprise is now in jeopardy...I was really looking forward to that shop and 12 car garage too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 I won't tell if you don't tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Ask them for a secret password and decoder ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Hope you are at least buying us all a round here in the saloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Y'know, with a fat hog and a garden a person could get along fairly well on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm not a greedy person. I'll settle for three fingers of The Dalmore if you get all those $$$$ JHC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben McCoy Rankin # 34239 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Din't forget your pal Reuben!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Badger, When ya get that money, I will be happy to sell you my 1/2 interest in the Bonneville Dam down here on the Columbia (which allows you to dip Salmon from the fish ladder as a side benefit). Your cost will only be around Five Million. Are ya in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm considering it Paladin. Also got an offer from the WDFW to buy out their interest in the Hatchery at Goldbar. It is much closer to the plantation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I've got a section of great farmland 100 miles west of LA if you're interested. JHC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 I've got a section of great farmland 100 miles west of LA if you're interested. JHC Ken a feller grow corn on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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