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Subdeacon Joe

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How about "Whatever"?

 

To me, this one word phrase will set me free in a heartbeat. This is a fight starter or at the very least cause for me to not allow the situation to end with that silly way overused word. Luckily, this is a word my wife no longer uses...with me, anyway.

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When she calls me by my real fist name it's time to hide in my workshop.

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

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Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk......

 

 

 

 

:P:P :P :P:P:P

 

Yea right, been married long enough that means

 

Gentlemen.....you need to listen.....

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

Growin up, I thought that was my first name.

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I used to be intimidated by these words (heck, why fool myself, I still am) especially when sitting a a table surrounded by:

One wife

One daughter

Two granddaughters

And sometimes a daughter-in-law

 

 

 

That is the only time they all unite in a common cause!

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When I ask "Whats wrong, honey," and she replies "Nothing," I know I am screwed.

 

 

I have heard "What the hell, Daniel?" quite a few times. This is her indication she is ready to get right to making her point...in case you couldn't tell. And yes, at this point I tend to want to slink away. She has the ability to bring out the coward in me that I am. :P

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My wife gets DOWN on her hands and knees when she talks to me!

 

"Get out from under that bed you coward" is what she usually says.

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Doe's these jeans

Make my A$$ look Fat ?

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""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "

 

 

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Best stragedy I've come up with is RUN LIKE HELL!

:lol: JHC

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The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

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The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

Or 'How hard would it be' as she is really telling me to get the materials list together.

I then say with a wink 'If you really want to motivate me....'

She says 'Get your shoes on and go to Menards'....

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OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And deprived.... :(

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