Major BS Walker Regulator Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Things you won't usually hear at a SASS match. I'll be ready as soon as I button down the tips of my Collar. What do you mean clean, I had at least 4 misses. Any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudflat Mike, SASS #20904 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "I'm voting for Hillary because------" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 is tha banquet meal vegetarian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 There are too many Saloon girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "I hope that's a bustle you're wearing" Â Â ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Range Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 could those targets be bigger? shouldnt the targets be closer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Slim SASS #24733 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "There's too much room in my gunsafe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Hey Grizz, There's never enough Saloon girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 could those targets be bigger? shouldnt the targets be closer? Â I've heard both of those on several occasions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "Wait, my tennis shoe is untied." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Gavin Newsome for governor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollifer A. Dollar Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Got another beansprout sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Hey Grizz, There's never enough Saloon girls  Yer dang right about that! Never enough victorian ladies, Saloon Girls, B-Western ladies, etc.  Heck, there's never enough ladies period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I don't like hugs from wimmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward R S Canby, SASS#59971 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I won the Cadlillac and my sponsor renewed my contract! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "Hey Bull slow down, I can't keep up with you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 .........and for the 3rd year in a row the Overall Winner of EOT shooting GF is WYATT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Hey, Calico is gettin' much faster..... Â Â Â Â Â Â (yeah, I noz that's never gonna happen....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Eat something Grizz, yer too skinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Is a tactical reload acceptable on this stage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "I'm voting for Hillary because------" Â I've never actually heard anyone say that anywhere, much less a SASS match Gavin Newsome for governor. Now that I have heard, but only from women. Â To add one of my own, "And Redwood shoots the match clean" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "That Ballistol sure smells good" Â "Hey Widder, do you like shooting those 97's". Â Â ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Does this shotgun shell belt make me look fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_of_Hearts Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I need to slow down some so I don't make everyone look so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Why do we have to use live ammo? Â They should outlaw repeating rifles. Â Colt SAA's are cheap. Â I wish I'da found this sport when I was older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I wish we didn't shoot so many stages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I'd rather be getting my back waxed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Creek Kid Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I've never seen Lonesome Dove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Look at all the money I'm saving by reloading my own  cr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Deck 100366 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Man, that B-western costume is just TOOO loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Who is John Wayne?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeye George Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I wish everyone would start shooting black powder, it smells great! Â The saloon girls around here are all getting too old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Creek Kid Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Is that a Mossberg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Creek Kid Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 My wife said stay as long as I want and buy whatever anybody is selling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I don't need or want any more guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.