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Things you won't usually hear at a SASS match

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Things you won't usually hear at a SASS match.

I'll be ready as soon as I button down the tips of my Collar.

What do you mean clean, I had at least 4 misses.

Any others?

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is tha banquet meal vegetarian?

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There are too many Saloon girls

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"I hope that's a bustle you're wearing"

 

 

..........Widder

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could those targets be bigger?

shouldnt the targets be closer?

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"There's too much room in my gunsafe"

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could those targets be bigger?

shouldnt the targets be closer?

 

I've heard both of those on several occasions....

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"Wait, my tennis shoe is untied."

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Gavin Newsome for governor.

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Got another beansprout sandwich?

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Hey Grizz,

There's never enough Saloon girls :D

 

Yer dang right about that! Never enough victorian ladies, Saloon Girls, B-Western ladies, etc.

 

Heck, there's never enough ladies period!

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I don't like hugs from wimmen.

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.........and for the 3rd year in a row the Overall Winner of EOT shooting GF is WYATT

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Hey, Calico is gettin' much faster.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

(yeah, I noz that's never gonna happen....)

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Eat something Grizz, yer too skinny

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"I'm voting for Hillary because------"

 

I've never actually heard anyone say that anywhere, much less a SASS match

Gavin Newsome for governor.

Now that I have heard, but only from women.

 

To add one of my own, "And Redwood shoots the match clean"

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"That Ballistol sure smells good"

 

"Hey Widder, do you like shooting those 97's".

 

 

..........Widder

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Does this shotgun shell belt make me look fast?

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I need to slow down some so I don't make everyone look so bad.

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Why do we have to use live ammo?

 

They should outlaw repeating rifles.

 

Colt SAA's are cheap.

 

I wish I'da found this sport when I was older.

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I wish we didn't shoot so many stages.

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I'd rather be getting my back waxed.

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Man, that B-western costume is just TOOO loud!

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Who is John Wayne??

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I wish everyone would start shooting black powder, it smells great!

 

The saloon girls around here are all getting too old

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I don't need or want any more guns

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