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Pulled It Off !


Calamity Kris

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Two months of planning and it came off without a hitch. Uno's birthday is this weekend and I surprised him with a visit from his parents. He hasn't seen them for almost two years. He had no idea they were coming and was stunned when he came home and they were here waiting for him. Going to spend a nice few days catching up on family and spending time together.

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Awesome! Wish him a Happy Birthday for me

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Ahh, the "surprise visit from the parents".

 

Woman comes home early, goes in the bedroom and sees TWO people snuggled up to each other under the covers.

 

Thinking, "That no-count bastard", she quietly draws a 9 iron from the bag of clubs in the corner and proceeds to beat hell out of the couple under the sheets.

 

Then she goes in the kitchen, to get a drink and call her lawyer, and meets her husband coming in the back door.

 

"Hi Hon. You're home early. Guess what? Your parents flew down to surprise you. They looked purty wore out from the flight, so I told 'em to go take a nap in our room."

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