Marauder SASS #13056 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Dillon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 BR549 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder SASS #13056 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 There we were,  Floating down the Amaretto river We'd just left Daiquiri and headed for Drambuie  Fighting off crocigators and allergiles all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 That mosquito bit Sam and he got the okra virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.[/size] That there's down right funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 And why the heck is phonetic spelled with a "ph" -- huh??? And why is abbreviation such a long word ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder SASS #13056 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 And isn' tit cruel how they spell "lisp?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolina Gunslinger Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Titleist. Â GG ~ Â Callaway. Â CG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Does anyone make fish jerky??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 My toe still hurts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 My toe still hurts.... Maybe some fish jerky would make your toe feel better, if not soak it in mud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Now everyone can't shoot Baptist Catagory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 need had fish jerky soakin' in mud..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 BR549 Leave them alone. They price their cars to give them a 3% profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I've got 18" tires!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder SASS #13056 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 But what about your vehicle tires? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 It's a 396 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 4 cylinder turbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Maybe you bent the Johnson rod last time you raced it ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 It was the Jesus Pin and down we went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder SASS #13056 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted August 7, 2016 Author Share Posted August 7, 2016 Had a nurse ask me if I was regular once. Didn't have a clue what she was talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Had a nurse ask me if I was regular once. Didn't have a clue what she was talking about. If you want to see them flustered - next time you fill out a medical questionnaire, where it asks "Sex" just write in "yes, please". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 22's  Blackfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 The attendant at the gas station asked me if I had gas today, I said, "No and I'm surprised because I did have beans for supper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Common sense gun laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 No common sense gun laws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 FEETBALL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 I love my knife collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Politics suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 I haven't been watching the Olympics except for the USA Women's Volleyball team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 My mom always told me I couldn't eat my meal till I first finished my dessert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Women's Volleyball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August West, SASS #45079 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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