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Chok-o-late~~~~!!!!

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I like bustle era dresses.

 

Pictures, we want pictures!!!!!!

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Hmmm what whiskey is best with pizza?????

Whatever whiskey you have! I prefer your whiskey GW What time is supper?
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If you are driving down Mainstreet and the back wheel falls off of your yellow kayak, how many flapjacks does it take to roof a brown dog house???

 

 

 

The correct answer is.....................................................................PIZZA DON'T FLY

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SASS should grant free life memberships for members over 100 years old.

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My farts smell like coconut

 

Pull my finger!

I am well supplied with coconuts so no pulling of your finger by me.

 

Kajun

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Do you know why fire trucks are red?

 

 

Fire trucks are red

Papers are red too

Two time two is four

Four time three is twelve

Twelve inches in a ruler

Queen Mary was a ruler

Queen Mary sailed the sea

There are fishes in the sea

Fishes have fins

The Russians fought the Finns

The reds are always rushin'

That's why fire trucks are red.

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What does any of this have to do with the price of tea in China, or dogs teeth being yellow.

 

 

My dog's teeth are white. She likes her tea with mint and sugar, over ice!!

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My dogs losing his teeth.

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