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Don't Poke the Old Men


Subdeacon Joe

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I might just know some fellers who resemble that...

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Never pick a fight with an old man. He has gotten too old to take the abuse. He will more than likely just kill you!!

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Let's see......

Free room!

Free board!

No work required!

Clean Sheets!

New cloths!

 

What's so bad about going to prison?

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Let's see......

Free room!

Free board!

No work required!

Clean Sheets!

New cloths!

 

What's so bad about going to prison?

In addition to.

 

Free TV

Free internet

Free medical

Free college courses

No taxes

Free burial

A captive social network so you don't get lonely

Free Drama and storylines that plays out better than what is on TV

 

better than Social Security

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In addition to.

 

Free TV

Free internet

Free medical

Free college courses

No taxes

Free burial

A captive social network so you don't get lonely

Free Drama and storylines that plays out better than what is on TV

 

better than Social Security

Probably ain't hard to get a date.

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Let's see......

Free room!

Free board!

No work required!

Clean Sheets!

New cloths!

 

What's so bad about going to prison?

I figure if I have to kill someone I'll claim self defense. I'm 74, have bad legs and one hand is palsied, my eyesight is going and my hearing is shot. Anyone younger than I am and in better shape is a 'deadly weapon'. My wife and a lot of my friends have died and many of the rest are in the same shape I am.

 

I'll make bail and die of old age before they get around to trying me anyway.

 

What do I have to lose?

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Forty went in depth explaining what some of us have come to know!!

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Well son, if you want to fight me I think I should inform you that I'm not very good at fighting. The last time I accidentally blinded the man. The one before can no longer make babies. :blush:

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