Trigger Mike Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 keep in mind some of my best friends are/were Marines. I saw this on Facebook and liked it, Marines try to elevate themselves to make themselves feel better about being the few as they are like the kid left over when picking teams and very few want to be like that. this joke was brought to you by an army veteran. Army, where everyone else wants to be . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Damn, I always thought they felt like they were the all-star team. Or is that Delta Force? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Still with love for marines, but I'll tell you what my karate teacher told me about them. He was an MP in the army if that's important. He said the marines take a kid who gets drunk every weekend and gets his butt beat at the bar. They put him through basic and turn him into a trained combat killer. The kid goes home on leave, goes the same bars and gets his butt beat by the same people. The difference is, this time he thinks he's winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Naw, I loved and cherish those Jar Heads. Wanna know how to take out a Marine? Take a bag of sand, throw it into a brick wall, then yell, "HIT THE BEACH"! Worked for this ole M.P. every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Hand Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I read that there were only 2 "armed forces", the Army and the Navy. It went on to say the Air Force was a corporation and the Marine Corps was a cult. BTW did you know that USMC stands for University of Science, Music, and Culture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 . BTW did you know that USMC stands for University of Science, Music, and Culture? The USMC I joined was the University of Sweat, Mud and Contusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm trying to think of a G-Rated Marine joke... I'll get back to you if I remember one. I was showing a guy a firearm a couple of weeks back, and commented on carrying the M9. He asked what branch, and I told him Army. He rolled his eyes and said he was one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. When I said, "OK, I'll remember to use small words" he laughed and said "that'll work." Then we both started making jokes about the Air Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blarney Kid Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 USMC: Uncle Sam's Misunderstood Children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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