Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 yesterday we shot a stage where the rifle was shot in an outhouse, you left it there and went to the other store front to shoot sg and pistols,,, after the shooter shot the rifle and made it safe, as he was shooting pistols I wud bring rifle and set it by the already used shotgun, as the shooter came to pickup the shot gun, I would look them in the eye and sadly say, you were supposed to leave it in the outhouse,,,,that's a P,,,, got both shooters I did that too!!!! a good laugh was had by all!!! no they didnt get a P!! but their look was something to behold!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Outhouse humor always makes for crappy jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Did your tires all still have air in them when you got ready to go home ? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Outhouse humor always makes for crappy jokes I resemble that remark. BTW, there is ALWAYS a lot of laughing at our shoots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Money Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Outhouse humor always makes for crappy jokes LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder SASS #13056 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Laughter - A GOOD THING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Fire, SASS 10064 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 we had a shoot with the outhouse prop. The shooter had to enter the outhouse, close the door, tear a page or two from a catalog (sears had the best paper) and groan "convincingly" run out and shoot one pistol, reenter the outhouse repeat the same steps then run out to finish second pistol. A lot of movement for some. Yes, there were judges for the "convincing "groan also. Some shooters were very good with the groans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Dog, SASS #20401 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Yesterday I returned to my stump buddy seat after brassing to find a nice round cow patty deposited there. Sigh... At least none of them brought a wore out pair of drawers to furtively slip onto the crown of me hat. I have many days shot too many stages so crowned. There are pics but never mind. I doan know how I ascended to the butt of horseplay pinnacle but such is life. They claim I enjoy the attention. I enjoy hugs not all that other CRAP. ha ha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 mmmm got to remember that one LD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Dog, SASS #20401 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 yeah and be sure to take pics of the smiling victim hugging a lady competitor and beaming into the lens. Mighty mortifying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 oh my, gonna have to keep a check on my hat too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim No Horse Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Btt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamon Chute Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Outhouse humor always makes for crappy jokes Not to worry GD......... Everything always comes out in the end. EC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailboss (Santa) Dave Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 had a 2 day a few years ago and a shooter from Kansas made the remark " I did not know you could shoot and have fun at the same time, where I shoot it's serious" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 from the loading table to after I'm done shooting, it's serious,,,, other than that, except when someone is shooting, anyone is fair game!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I remember recently someone running pass me giggling like a school girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 The boardwalk at the Ides...................I remember saying "Oh Crap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 ah yes!!!!! that was a good one!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 We had a stage a few weeks ago with cardboard targets in the outhouse & in a doorway.You could shoot it any way you wanted as long as you were safe,(Gunfighter-outlaw -) Everybody had a Blast.I tried to shoot last cause I didn't tell anybody I was shooting That nasty BLACK stuff.By my 2nd or 3rd shot the targets were plumb blowed away,so I was shooting into open air.We were withen inches of the targets.No steel except shotgun.Everybody was clean... Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 speaking of Wyatt,,,, picture this,,,, shooter finishes with rifle and turns to run down boardwalk to see a 6'5" 250 lb spotter with eyes as big as a cow's eyes with no where to go,,, he backs into the walk and tries to get as small as he cud as I raced by him to the shotgun.... took me a LONG time to stop laughing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancy Shot, SASS #67163 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 If you are not laughing, you are doing it wrong!!! Chancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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