Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Wow... A new reference icon... We can use it in cowboy shooting! "Oh, Man! That dude's faster than a gelded aardvark!!" According to Bob's post, would that make him slower than the stallion (?) Aardvark? Perhaps that would perpetuate the slogan, Almost Fast, kinda like a gelded Aardvark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 But remember, Badger... no matter how fast you are, on any given day there'll be someone faster. On, Orkin! On to the finish!! Hi Yo, Hungry Boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 But remember, Badger... no matter how fast you are, on any given day there'll be someone faster. On, Orkin! On to the finish!! Hi Yo, Hungry Boy! Well, in my case, that is pretty much everybody on the roster. But last check, I did manage to get off all 10 pistol, 10 rifle and a whole bunch of 12 gauge. Time don't matter. I think I heard a clang or two, but maybe not. But I am interested in a few bucks on that Aardvark in the Churchill Downs thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 Well, if ya go, Badger... remember to were a proper hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I would move faster then normal, if someone was going to geld me! That poor old aardvark. If he wasn't gelded, imagine the stud fees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Should I wear the Ascot or is that a bit too much? Perhaps the wild rag instead. NO? One should always be properly attired when attending such a prestigious event, even if it is racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Ascot, might as well go dressed to the max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Well, if I go with the Ascot, that means the chaps are out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 Not at all! Wear the paisley set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Well, if I go with the Ascot, that means the chaps are out too. BMC, if'n ya duz git outside wif dem chaps on just make shore they cover yore ascot Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 Oh my... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 fer a second I wuz gonna ask how du ya geld an aardvark..... but I changed my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 fer a second I wuz gonna ask how du ya geld an aardvark..... but I changed my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smart move, Mary. With this raucous bunch, you just don't really know what to say sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Well, I researched what the "Fashion Experts" suggest for PROPER ATTIRE for the party at Churchill Downs on May 7, 2016. My research only went to the male gender side, because a fellow could get lost on the other side of that fence. First off, for my nickel, these "Experts" are frauds. They recommend a straw hat, seersucker suit, white shirt and two tone shoes. Oh yeah, and a gaudy tie. Come on people, this is a HORSE RACE, not a tea party. Nothing was said about a spiffy bowler, bright plaid suit with an orange shirt and brown string tie, white socks, high top black patent leather shoes with spats. And of course a walking stick with a silver knob. So those are my suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Five Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I hate to say but me were made to be to soft on are kids and it has all gone to hell . i loved and cared for mine but i was firm and fair . i think they will be fine .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Momma sed the white socks are out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Momma sed the white socks are out. No one will see them, if you wear your cowboy boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 No one will see them, if you wear your cowboy boots I am set on the high top patent leather brogans with spats. Cowboy boots make me look too tall and my bottom bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 wud one of them weird hats tha wimmens wear make my butt look big?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Donno Mary. I have.... nevermind. Don't think that is safe ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 since when has that ever stopped ya?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Well, you got a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Mary, when women ask that question, why is there no correct answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I kint tell yu.......it'z a secret...... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 If she tolt us, all the females would have to kill us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 If she tolt us, all the females would have to kill us. They are always taking shots at me, guess they are just aiming to give a flesh wound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 If they want you daid, you will be daid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 14, 2016 Author Share Posted April 14, 2016 The question cannot be answered, as it is incomplete. Too big for what...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 OH, I ain't going there............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Theys don't want ya dead, alive, so they can inflict all the pain they can. Then they get even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 tuu big ta fit.....in anything??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 14, 2016 Author Share Posted April 14, 2016 So Badger... Whatcha think of bustles~? I'd suspect they were worn a-plenty at the first Derbies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Hustle the bustle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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