CONSTRUCTION WORKERS NEEDED but only if you qualify

[Sedalia Dave]

For as long as it lasts here is the link to a very creative help wanted ad.

 

Classified ad from the Tuesday, March 29, 2016 – Volume XV, Issue No. 47 of the Rains County Leader. Emory TX.

 

My manager sent a scan of this to us Tuesday. Found out today where is actually came from.

 

I'll post a screen grab when I get home as when the next edition comes out it may no longer be there.

 

 

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS NEEDED: Lake Fork area. Please do not apply if you oversleep, have court often, do not have a babysitter every day, have to get rides to work later than our work day begins, experience flat tires every week, have to hold on to a cell phone all day, or will become an expert at your job with no need to learn or take advice after the first day. Must be able to talk and work at the same time. Must also remember to come back to work after lunch. Should not expect to receive gold stars for being on time. If you qualify, leave name and number at 903-243-5279.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

It's gotta be an early april fools joke. There's nobody like that young enough to do construction work.

[twelve mile REB]

That's a Fort Worth area code

[Texas Bart]

That's a Fort Worth area code

 

Also Emory, TX area code.

[Dorado]

I couldn't find anyone besides myself that worked under those conditions. I'm youngish btw.

[Presidio]

What's really funny, and sad at the same time, is that it's so true of our current generation.