Coyote Kincaid Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Apparently it has come to my attention this morning that I obviously need a new washing machine. Dang thing keeps shrinking my clothes. I know my dryer is not the culprit because I hang them on the line to dry. Ooooooooooooooh pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 And, lint comes in the laundry detergent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Howdy, I just go on over to the Laundromat and throw in the stuff and head over to the eatumupjoint, have breakfash go back an thrown em in the druyer and all done.... And Im not out 700 bucks. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Sounds like it might be a refrigerator and range problem to me! Every time that fridge door opens I can feel my jeans tighten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 I don't know about you, but with my clothes, it seems they shrink while they're on hangers in the closet. Must be something in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Sounds like it might be a refrigerator and range problem to me! Every time that fridge door opens I can feel my jeans tighten. I agree. The washer is not to blame. Have you installed a deep fryer? They can make a dramatic difference in needed clothing sizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Also a front loader is best. The bigger the bucket, the bigger the load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Youse guys got it all wrong. It's a guvment conspiracy to make us all feel fat so they're putting some nefarious chemical in da water that makes cotton and orlon and nylon and wool shrink! Cain't do a thing 'bout it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Kincaid Posted February 28, 2016 Author Share Posted February 28, 2016 Sounds like it might be a refrigerator and range problem to me! Every time that fridge door opens I can feel my jeans tighten. You might be on to something. Maybe I should get one of those that beep at you if you leave the door open too long. I agree. The washer is not to blame. Have you installed a deep fryer? They can make a dramatic difference in needed clothing sizes. But I thought deep fried turkey was healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 I own a appliance repair company. I can tell you thats is NOT yhe washer it self. Its a combination of barleys and hops , and the dry heat in the home from the heater running that is shrinking your clothing. The best thing to do is mail me all the barley and hops beverages you currently have in the home and include any other beverages with alcohal in it. And I will let you know what combination your are using that is shrinking your clothing :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knarley Bob Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 I blame the Mrs. My cookin' goes right through a person............her's sticks!! Knarley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 You might be on to something. Maybe I should get one of those that beep at you if you leave the door open too long. But I thought deep fried turkey was healthy. It is but most people don't get the oil hot enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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