The Wichita Southpaw Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I have been thinking that I would like to change my Alias from "The Wichita Southpaw" to "Wichita Southpaw" because I never know where to find myself on the list at a shoot, in the T's or in the W's. That got me to thinking what would I change my Alias to if I wanted it to sound real funny when I got called to the line. I think I would like to be called Nat Sass. Then I got to thinking what is the most vulgar Alias I have ever heard, that the SASS censors must have been snoozing when the request came through and it has got to be "Buffalo Dick". I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want my grandkids present when he gets called to the line. What's the funniest Alias you have ever heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Titus A. Gnatsass - got to rank close to the top. Dusty Morningwood is up there too....././. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Titus A. Gnatsass - got to rank close to the top. Thats my vote for the best one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Knobby Dick and Anita Dick, these are REAL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Half Fast Shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Nunio Binez used to shoot around here. His daughter was Aunt Jo Binez. I sometimes shoot WB under an assumed alias, Poppa Chubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 My favorite, Bad Gene Pool! Blackfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Frank Norfleet Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I smile every time I see "Horace Patootie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Got a pard here in the Kansas City area....Iza Littleoff. Always been one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Lying Dawg is still my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 My favorite, Bad Gene Pool! Blackfoot +1 And a great guy as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I started out as Hoss Hungright, it's available by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben McCoy Rankin # 34239 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I remember a Slippery Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I still laugh every time I see SASS Kicker, and I get to see her name a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wichita Southpaw Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 I heard this one for a gal Cherry Longone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 That got me to thinking what would I change my Alias to if I wanted it to sound real funny when I got called to the line. Next Shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Never met him but I always admired Frank Lee Scarlett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I heard this one for a gal Cherry Longone Yep, thought of that one for my wife. Wasn't so funny then. I was laughing. She still is not..... I was going to be Buster Heimen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 We have a Chingas Domingas here in the Four Corners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I've had the pleasure of shooting with Hoof Harted. I always thought Next Shooter or One More would be funny. Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runamuck, SASS #49216L Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Quite a few years back gal from Idaho with the alias, I-Da-Ho Always got a chuckle out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudflat Mike, SASS #20904 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Bad Gene Poole and El Paso Gasso are my all time favorites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Key, SASS # 33713 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Major Mistake. We had a lady shooter around these parts whose actual name was Ineda Bud; she used it as her alias, really cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Knobby Dick and Anita Dick, these are REAL!! So is our good pard "Buffalo Dick"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Jim #14501 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Had the pleasure of shooting with El Passo Gasso several times . TJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Ringer used to be Ifn Ida Shotbedder. One of my travelin' buddies is Imis Twohofen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 We had a couple around here some years back - Will Flinch & Miss Ann Flinch. Paul Bearer shot here as well CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Tom Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Always thought Harry Zass was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Checotah Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 We had a guy up this way that went by Last Will his wife went by Ann Testament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 My wife, Bea Itchin' (say it like it is one word). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totes Magoats Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 My wife (Ginger Vitis) and I considered Righty Tighty and Lefty Lucy when we were starting out. I should probably change my name to 'And One' since I hear it so often after each stage. Rock Rotten is still one of my favorite names and a heck of a gunfighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 For clubs that shoot in order, sometimes the combination of shooters names make for some good humor... For example, if I followed Yul Lose, on every stage as the score keeper called out the next few shooters in line you'd hear.... Yul Lose Grizzly Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtown Scout, SASS #53540 L Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 My favorite, Bad Gene Pool! Blackfoot Use to shoot with him all the time. Taught me a lot about shooting Frontiersman. Never could beat him. Great cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missed by that much Mikey Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I just signed up as "Missed by That Much Mikey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_of_Hearts Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Haven't seen him lately.... My friend and fellow B-Western shooter Gil T Azel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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