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ICE FISHIN! Yee Hawww!


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That supervise part is the hard part, but , as they say, somebody has to do it.

 

Not much on the ceegar thingy, but I can do coffee and easy chair.

It is amazing how heavy those umbrella lawn chairs can get after you have carried it for a couple hundred yards but having it to sit in is well worth it. Kinda like a throne to keep watch on all of my minions.

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So, Ole goes ice fishing one day in January. After a long day of being in the cold, he finally gets home and Lena asks, "well, where's all da fish?" Ole shoots back a reply, "silly woman, it took me all day just to chop a hole big enough to put the boat in."

 

Sven went out ice fishing, came back with a couple tons of ice.

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Gets a little mushy later in the day. Was out one time and it got up to 70. My son joined me on the ice in his Thomas the Tank Engine jammies and rubber boots. Started the day with 18 inches of ice and ended with 8". We cleaned fish for three hours. My little buddy was bringing them in faster than two of us could clean them at noon. Never ice fished in jeans and a tee shirt before.

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It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"

:D :lol: :D

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