ironmaiden Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 Enter as many times as you like. I hear a lot of mouthing. So bring it on big boys! It'll make for a better dance contest! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Enter as many times as you like. I hear a lot of mouthing. So bring it on big boys! It'll make for a better dance contest! lol I've said it many times....That's not me dancin', it's the bourbon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 I know, you're dressing like Ellie Mae! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon A Bovine SASS 27688 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 I've said it many times....That's not me dancin', it's the bourbon! Titus me thinks you need more bourbon this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 Titus doesn't need and bourbon or anything else to have a good time. He's just like Whiskey, he makes a fool out of himself so everyone else can start having a good time. That was meant as a compliment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 There's plenty more like those two at Black Gold!! We take pride in actin' a fool!! It gets the stuffed shirts all unstuffed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozy Creek Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 So, who y'all reckon will come in second in the brew contest??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Titus doesn't need and bourbon or anything else to have a good time. He's just like Whiskey, he makes a fool out of himself so everyone else can start having a good time. That was meant as a compliment! You betcha I consider that a compliment! WCJ is my hero! And for someone to say I'm just like him....hey wait just a cotton pickin minute here! First you threatened to replace me as a Dessert War judge, then you reinstate me, now yer payin me 'compliments'....OK IM, just what in the Sam Hill are you up to! Maybe yer tryin to get inside my head, messin with my karma, hopin beyond all hope that I'll be off my game and yer old man can swoop in a steal the crown jewel of Black Gold...the men's dance contest! That's gotta be it! Why, I've never seen Whiskey dance before (well there was that one time at Possum Trot) and I'll just bet he's put you up to playin head games with all of what would be his competition so's he's got a shot at the title. Well, we'll just see about that! OK boys, Red, Mongo, Drover (Chunk N' Dale) and the rest of ya's, I done got em figgered out. That sly dog, WCJ, just layin back in the shadows. Got his woman, the 'sweet, innocent thang' she portrays herself to be, out here doin his dirty work. Don't be fooled, there's treachery brewin and it's gonna manifest itself in who know what all manner in the hills of eastern Kentucky this comin July. Consider yerselves WARNED! Dang, I kain't wait til July! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I've learned my lesson; no dance contest for me. Titus beat my butt and poor Ocoee Red was plum wore out trying to defend his title from the year before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 ...That sly dog, WCJ, just layin back in the shadows. Got his woman, the 'sweet, innocent thang' she portrays herself to be, out here doin his dirty work. Don't be fooled, there's treachery brewin and it's gonna manifest itself in who know what all manner in the hills of eastern Kentucky this comin July... Oh yeah, that Whiskey Creek fella is a sneaky one. Gotta keep an eyeball on that one, for sure. It's early, but there's so much treachery brewing up north, it's starting to leach into Tennessee already. Come what may, you have the word of the judges that the dessert contest will be fairly and impartially adjudicated and completely free of bias, regardless of any attempted bribery. Just try to bribe us, I double-dog dare ya! Jackalope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 I see y'all are practicing real hard for the tall tale competition. You all know that as much as I love em, Whiskey Creek can't dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I know that for a fact, don't ask how I know but I do know. Back to Possum Trot days also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 So, who y'all reckon will come in second in the brew contest??? NOW THERE'S A CHALLENGE FOR YA'S!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Purly, You need to come and "practice" with some of us after local shoots to be ready for Black Gold. Waimea, I'm happy to have you as a fellow judge. luckily, I'm bringing my own DD in case we have "extended deliberations" in our quest to pick the best brew. Oh there WILL be EXTENDED DELIBERATIONS! I'm thinking that the judging should start on Thursday afternoon and end early Sunday morning. Shoot, what shoot? Happy to be one of the Brew Judges too, Mongo. Do we have a 3rd Brew Judge yet? Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'm going to do some brewing but I will judge. And I promise no cheating. Now don't that sound like a qualified judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocoee Red #31751 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Mongo, Since I got me a new pipe to my heart I'm tuning up my dancing boots. Beware boys! Titus, maybe we can get KCD (Chunk N' Dale) to join in the dance contest and Jackalope too! Purly, Waimea, You boys got enough experience in that brew judging? It takes many years "testing" like I have to be a great judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Mongo, Since I got me a new pipe to my heart I'm tuning up my dancing boots. Beware boys! Titus, maybe we can get KCD (Chunk N' Dale) to join in the dance contest and Jackalope too! Purly, Waimea, You boys got enough experience in that brew judging? It takes many years "testing" like I have to be a great judge. Red I got the years but I'm afraid that my experience level is a bit weak. BUT FEAR NOT as I am ramping up my efforts in that area but "testing" everything in sight. What I lack in experience I will make up with enthusiasm. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Red, I doubt that there will be any Bud Light to judge, but I would welcome you as a fellow brew judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Red, I doubt that there will be any Bud Light to judge, but I would welcome you as a fellow brew judge. I HATE BUD LITE. (need a puke face icon here) That should qualify me right there. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocoee Red #31751 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Red I got the years but I'm afraid that my experience level is a bit weak. BUT FEAR NOT as I am ramping up my efforts in that area but "testing" everything in sight. What I lack in experience I will make up with enthusiasm. Waimea What I lack in experience I will make up with enthusiasm. Waimea I like your enthusiasm Waimea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocoee Red #31751 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Red, I doubt that there will be any Bud Light to judge, but I would welcome you as a fellow brew judge. Mongo, You know me well enough to know I've "tested" some of the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Red, I concede my seat on the bench to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 Have all the judges I need right now. And I won't tell who the other judges are. I can only say that they are females. You know, to keep you guys straight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Harley,SASS#34953 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I am wiling to offer my services as a qualified observer for Desert Wars, Appetizer Wars, Home Brew Wars, or any other wars that might break out. I am highly experienced, and am able to laugh on cue. Harley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Have all the judges I need right now. And I won't tell who the other judges are. I can only say that they are females. You know, to keep you guys straight! Oh no! TOP SECRET FEMALE JUDGES This can only mean trouble. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaddai Vaquero, SASS #69779 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Well if you bring gifts for all the Lady's then you should be alright, Extra gifts for IM never hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Shaddai speaks with wisdom!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Waimea, I totally concur with your opinion of Bud Light; life is too short to drink cheap beer. "Lady judges" bring a whole new aspect to beer judging. Some of the lighter wheat beers might actually have a chance in the competition. I've already been thinking about judging criteria. Things like extra points for high gravity beverages comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 If the beverages are judged on Saturday night, most of the judges ain't likely to be sober enough to make a selection!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted February 4, 2016 Author Share Posted February 4, 2016 I guarantee that these lady judges are not lightweights when it comes to holding their own, in any competition! I prefer dark ales myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 IM, you're my type of beer drinking gal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I ain't much of a drinker. I promised my mom that I wouldn't drink any more. I immediately promised myself that I wouldn't drink any less!! I don't drink much anymore!! I bought a funnel!!! I really don't drink much. Black Gold is where I jump the reservation!! Ya' can't be a choir boy all the time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 AMEN TO THAT BROTHER BLACKWATER! ! PREACH ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Drover Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I must have missed sumpting? Isn't the name of this thread "Dessert Wars"? Well, I guess it works if you are the kind of Cowpoke and Pokette that drinks their dessert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I must have missed sumpting? Isn't the name of this thread "Dessert Wars"? Well, I guess it works if you are the kind of Cowpoke and Pokette that drinks their dessert! I suppose you've never had one of Complicated Lady's 'Chocolate Cake Shots' then. Best of both worlds. A 'drink' that you'll swear is the best 'dessert' you've ever tasted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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