Bud the Cowboy

[Dungannon Gunner]

> A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Wyoming when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
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> The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
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> Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?” The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany …
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> Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple ipad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 head of livestock.”
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> “That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.
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> He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
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> Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
> The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
> “You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.
> “Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
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> “No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”
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> “Now give me back my dog.”

[Sedalia Dave]

ROTFLMAO

 

:lol: :lol:

[Calamity Kris]

Yeppers. Bout sums it up.