Subdeacon Joe Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I would recommend a C200 dilution (10-400) for this treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Slim SASS #24733 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I cut my leg real bad once with a razor knife, so am I now immune to getting stabbed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 What are you guys smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Does that work for hitting one's thumb with a hammer? I should have an immunity by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 MAN! I'M HAMMER PROOF, KNIFE PROOF, STEERING WHEEL PROOF, SHARP FURNITURE CORNERS PROOF, BROKEN GLASS PROOF, NAIL PUNCTURE PROOF, ETC., ETC. ETC, I MUST BE INDESTRUCTIBLE AND DID NOT KNOW IT!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU PARDS FOR ERRADUCIDATING ME! I DID NOT KNOW! WHAT A RELIEF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Hill, sass # 49256 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Must be the reason 22's are hard to find, everybody is "immunizing" themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 "Shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets to build up an immunity to larger caliber bullets." Yeah sure, I'll get right on it. I know it works with rattlesnakes and black widow spiders...that's fer sure. Let's see, left leg or right leg? :-/ :-€ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I would recommend a C200 dilution (10-400) for this treatment. The part of this that scares me is someone out there will actually believe it...... They saw it on the internet so it has to be true, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Wouldn't you die of lead poisoning first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Sounds like a sure fire cure for stupidity to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 It doesn't work with dado blades on table saws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 It does work. The summer that I was 12, I busted a couple of drinking glasses, two windows in our house, Dad's truck rear window and a sliding glass door (in that order). Some enforcement by my Dad applied to my backside and I have not broken any glass in nearly forty years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 It does work. The summer that I was 12, I busted a couple of drinking glasses, two windows in our house, Dad's truck rear window and a sliding glass door (in that order). Some enforcement by my Dad applied to my backside and I have not broken any glass in nearly forty years. It takes many events like this to actually have an immunity. One vent will only produce a tolerance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I'm thinking the pres, vp, attorney gen, former secretary of state, most of the senate and house of reps need to get their immunity shots asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Wouldn't you die of lead poisoning first? Not if you use full metal jacket, don't ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Not if you use full metal jacket, don't ya think?jackets burst, the lead is exposed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 jackets burst, the lead is exposed. Bummer! I was jest gittin ready to try it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Wouldn't you die of lead poisoning first? I would think you would be just as successful immunizing yourself against lead poisoning at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Does this work with depleted uranium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I believe this was posted right after the Harry Morgan passes post. It came from the internut, must be true. There is a mile long bridge where I live that is for sale, M.O. only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 What are you guys smoking? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 13, 2015 Author Share Posted December 13, 2015 What are you guys smoking? Pork shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleburne, SASS # 39597 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Hilarious! Passed it onto family and friends. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 Hilarious! Passed it onto family and friends. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Pork shoulder. What "spices" are they using? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Sulphur and Potassium Nitrate over charcoal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 MAN! I'M HAMMER PROOF, KNIFE PROOF, STEERING WHEEL PROOF, SHARP FURNITURE CORNERS PROOF, BROKEN GLASS PROOF, NAIL PUNCTURE PROOF, ETC., ETC. ETC, I MUST BE INDESTRUCTIBLE AND DID NOT KNOW IT!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU PARDS FOR ERRADUCIDATING ME! I DID NOT KNOW! WHAT A RELIEF! Yeah, but now that there are no more phone booths, where are you going to change clothes, Clark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Just wear a trench coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 A.E.Housman said it all, about Mithridates of Pontus: There was a king reigned in the East: There, when kings will sit to feast, They get their fill before they think With poisoned meat and poisoned drink. He gathered all that springs to birth From the many-venomed earth; First a little, thence to more, He sampled all her killing store; And easy, smiling, seasoned sound, Sate the king when healths went round. They put arsenic in his meat And stared aghast to watch him eat; They poured strychnine in his cup And shook to see him drink it up: They shook, they stared as white’s their shirt: Them it was their poison hurt. —I tell the tale that I heard told. Mithridates, he died old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Sooooo, eating BACON will protect me from wild boars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Sooooo, eating BACON will protect me from wild boars? Only if you eat a lot wild boar bacon. Regular bacon only protects against domesticated swine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Yeah, but now that there are no more phone booths, where are you going to change clothes, Clark? Oh yeah, there are phone booths, just no phones in them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt B.A. Blastn Johnson Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I got shot w/ a pellet gun as a child, years later I barely felt the 22 that went into my leg.....I think im ready for 25 auto then maybe a 9mm fallowed by a 38spl......eventually I'll be hardened enough to take on cannon fire!! (like superman, you get shot point blank in the eye and the bullet drops to the ground as you just blink) You built up a tollerance to getting shot, but not to lead poisoning!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Must be the reason 22's are hard to find, everybody is "immunizing" themselves No. I think the Feds require a medical Doctor from the Middle East area to provide the indoculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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