Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 We had a break-in at a local National Guard Armory last week. The initial news reports were fuzzy and lacked details, setting off a bunch of raving talking heads screaming about suspected terrorists now equipped with "military grade weapons". Now, they caught the one man responsible - in NY. Seems he spent about 6 hours with power tools cutting through the roof of a vault, accessing 10 Sig 9mm pistols and a 4 M-4s. He started about 6:00; the alarm went off at 9:00; he kept at it until after midnight. No response to the alarm, apparently. Oh, and did I mention that he was wearing a GPS tracking bracelet, placed on him by Court order after he was released pending trial on a child rape charge? That the tracker showed where he was during the entire robbery? That he left his own blood behind at the scene? That he was filmed by surveillance cameras during the break-in? And that the cops traced him to NY because he was still carrying two cellphones, the numbers for which he had provided to the Court when he was previously released? Sheesh. http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/11/19/arrest-made-worcester-armory-break/SoaQ6l0hnDmPXDLmmFSk1I/story.html#comments LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 "KARMA" is strong here. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I wonder if he ever had an IQ Test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Checotah Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 You just can't fix stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Sometimes, STUPID is it's own reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 You just can't fix stupid. Actually you can.... However The cure has a 99.999% fatality rate. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Wow, just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 You just can't fix stupid. Retroactive birth control will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Rebel, SASS# 58412 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The stupid is strong in this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seldom Seen #16162 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I figured this would be solved pretty quickly as it required inside knowledge of where and how the guns were stored. "Two days after James Walker Morales stopped by the Army Reserve Center in Worcester to retrieve copies of his discharge papers, he returned to the facility with a power saw, a pry bar, and several duffle bags, the FBI says." On the hand though why wasn't the burglar alarm investigated? "An alarm was triggered at the facility at 9:07 p.m. indicating that a break-in had occurred in the weapons vault. It wasn’t until Sunday at 7:30 a.m. that it was reported by Army personnel. Army Reserve officials declined to comment about the delayed response." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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