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Perfect for dispatching hostel aliens on distant planets. Comes equipped with a grenade launcher for fast dispersal of crowded areas...... Also have the flame thrower unit available so you can make smores after the colony has been wiped out and the queen killed <_< :):P:D:lol:Asking: 548oz of rareatanium or 340oz unobtanium or 3,457 dackterian credits(not the red ones!! the blue ones only!) Hurry need to get off planet LV4!

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Howdy Pard,

Doncha no yer supposed to post a price?

Ive heard they go fer a bout 10 bars of gold pressed latinum,

unless yours is the cheaper model....

Best

CR

Posted

Nickel or blued?

 

Tom,

 

those that have the grenade launcher option attached come ONLY in Tyrexium PI. It is neither nickel or blued but rather a florescent/transluscent turquoise color with a slight purple hue.

 

Atleast that was the only option I had when I got mine.

 

AND, NO..... mine is not for sale. I use it as a backup in case my JEDI Light Sabre gets the dreaded 'Light Sabre Jam'.

 

 

..........Widder

Posted

 

Tom,

 

those that have the grenade launcher option attached come ONLY in Tyrexium PI. It is neither nickel or blued but rather a florescent/transluscent turquoise color with a slight purple hue.

 

Atleast that was the only option I had when I got mine.

 

AND, NO..... mine is not for sale. I use it as a backup in case my JEDI Light Sabre gets the dreaded 'Light Sabre Jam'.

 

 

..........Widder

I've heard that there is a pard out in the nether regions of the Milky Way goes by the name Slickerthansnot Hawkins that figured out that if you put a selenium bridge rectifier circuit in the pulse modulator it will turn the square wave into a sawtooth wave resulting in a angle feed ramped voltage source that will circumvent that dreaded Light Sabre Jam.

 

Kajun

Posted

Is it legal in the Peoples Republic of New York. With the UNSAFE act in place one never knows.

Posted

Do you happen to know if it comes in a 40 watt range? If not, then I guess I have to go with the Uzi 9mm

Posted

I've heard that there is a pard out in the nether regions of the Milky Way goes by the name Slickerthansnot Hawkins that figured out that if you put a selenium bridge rectifier circuit in the pulse modulator it will turn the square wave into a sawtooth wave resulting in a angle feed ramped voltage source that will circumvent that dreaded Light Sabre Jam.

 

Kajun

I heard this does not work on the early reproductions from the Planet Tarknock 6. They are unlicensed copies made with inferior components. Parts will not interchange with current models. Converting to sawtooth waveform will cause them to overheat and cause the testicles of all men within a 50 foot radius to shrink 3 fold, while increasing their sperm production by 37-54%. This can be very painful.

Posted

By the rules, ain't ya suppose to post a price?

Posted
Is it legal in the Peoples Republic of New York. With the UNSAFE act in place one never knows.[/quot

 

Nickel City, yes, as long as it has the 10 shot burst only feature installed!!! LOL...

 

Spades H.

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I've heard that there is a pard out in the nether regions of the Milky Way goes by the name Slickerthansnot Hawkins that figured out that if you put a selenium bridge rectifier circuit in the pulse modulator it will turn the square wave into a sawtooth wave resulting in a angle feed ramped voltage source that will circumvent that dreaded Light Sabre Jam.

 

Kajun

 

Krazy,

 

the info you posted was only recently downgraded from Classified SIOP. Thats why I didn't want to diverge Sir Hawkins name on an open forum. I'm sure you understand.

 

But thanks for sharing the info. The Sawtooth Wave Pulse Modulator (SWPM) is working great.

 

 

..........Widder

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Krazy,

 

the info you posted was only recently downgraded from Classified SIOP. Thats why I didn't want to diverge Sir Hawkins name on an open forum. I'm sure you understand.

 

But thanks for sharing the info. The Sawtooth Wave Pulse Modulator (SWPM) is working great.

 

 

..........Widder

Hey Widder if ya want a real kick, put a few drops of that Area 51 green goo in the Modulator and see what happens!!!

 

One thing tho make sure you have the goggles on when you touch her off!!!😎

 

Spades H.

Posted

If you can't find a plasma rifle, how about one of these?Alice_zps31dc89d4.jpg

Posted

I'll take it. Let me know where to send the Unobtanium.

Posted

If this is in fact, the newer model with the tractor beam..then i will take it. And if the light sabre jam were to be fixed, im sure i could pay a little extra for that. Let me know where to send the Kyrptonite unless you only accept unobtanium.

Posted

Howdy,

Yep, we are developing a category BEFORE it happens.

Although scoring has to allow for time travel and we aint got the bugs worked

out... or have we?

Can we time travel to when its working and back?

That would work, right?

Best

CR

Posted

Is there a new category that I was unaware of...space cowboy?

Posted

I understand when they come with laser grips, the lasers (plural) aren't for sighting on this device ... they're part of the offensive battery!

Oh, wait, sorry ... my bad ... laser grips would not be SASS legal.

Sorry.

My fault.

Posted

Shrinking by three fold??? Can I jist borrow it long enuff to fire off a few rounds?? I am tired of constantly floating out of the bathtub!

Posted

Is there a new category that I was unaware of...space cowboy?

 

 

Not another category....oh NO! Now you've gone and done it...

Posted

Howdy,

 

hey, my Deloiran parts done disappeared. And they left locomotive wheels.

Now whats up with dat?

Best

CR

Posted

Great listing, fun times had by all!!........ I sure do enjoy all the cow folk who made this post fun and enjoyable to do!! REMEMBER:.... :D " Enjoy the cowboy way of life" :lol:

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