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This airplane made two takeoffs.

Turned in to kindling on second landing attempt.

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Photo of Caproni Ca.60 Transaereo - Feb 1921

 

 

Looks like two tiered parking on top of a diner. According to the article in Wikipedia it had a tendency to CLIMB! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caproni_Ca.60

 

 

 

But, while it looks weird and over built, at least it doesn't look like some kids built it out of appliance boxes.

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A good friend of mine flew B17s in the Second Disagreement.

He went back into the Canton Fire Department afterward, grasshopper captain, then into the State Highway Patrol, then after retirement dispatched for the Guernsey County Sheriff's Office and he was my mentor on the fire department.

He was as full of it as a sack full of politicians and he'd pull a man's leg given the chance but he also had a great deal of wisdom, and when he spoke, I listened.

He described a funny looking aircraft favored by a certain three letter agency active when we were still in a swampy part of Asia ... he said it had square wings, a big square vertical stabilizer, the fuselage was long and square, it looked like a kindergartener designed it with crayons and shoeboxes but it was ideal for a little dinky runway, it would climb like a monkey -- he told of the air traffic controller that come on the net with a slow Suth'n drawl, "Water buffalo on runway two, state intentions."

Now when ATC says "State intentions" it translates to "You brainless idiot, WHAT in GOD'S GREEN EARTH are you doing or did you even bring your BRAINS with you, you STUPID SON OF TWO EMPTY EGGSHELLS!"

Of course the pilots picked up on this and the net got cluttered for a few minutes with "What's the rated cargo lift on a water boo?" and "The air speed on them things just ain't too swift" and "My manual don't list a rate of climb for the Asiatic water buffalo, just the Brewster Buffalo."

Finally two guys jumped in a Jeep and baited it off the runway with potato chips or something of the kind.

Hoss mentioned this air traffic controller because when said kindergarten designed boxy looking square wing aircraft took off the rate of climb was so impressive the new ATC thought it was a helo!

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B-10 Martin bomber gets my nod as one of the ugliest flying contraptions. Turrets and windows sticking out everywhere including on it tutlre-like snout.

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I worked across the road from the Fairchild HQ in Germantown, MD in the late 60's/early 70s. The Fairchild president lived on the Eastern Shore and flew in every day on one of their turboprop STOL aircraft. He landed on their front lawn and usually left the plane parked there for advertising. It could serve as an air ambulance and take off at 18,000 feet. It was a noisy critter. He came in every day at 9:00 am.

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I worked across the road from the Fairchild HQ in Germantown, MD in the late 60's/early 70s. The Fairchild president lived on the Eastern Shore and flew in every day on one of their turboprop STOL aircraft. He landed on their front lawn and usually left the plane parked there for advertising. It could serve as an air ambulance and take off at 18,000 feet. It was a noisy critter. He came in every day at 9:00 am.

yah, watched one take of once. Quite a bit of racket! Take off roll was incredibly short.

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My friends, thank you: I honestly did not know which aircraft it was, I had only Hoss's description as related above.

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I believe this is the aircraft in question, one of its users was "Air America"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilatus_PC-6_Porter

Air America flew a PC-6 regularly in IV Corps in 1967-68. That thing had the shortest take-off roll of any fixed wing aircraft I ever saw.

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Howdy,

What does a nice DC3 go for these days???

Best

CR

beware:possible hi jack hea.

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I flew Air America PC-6's to travel between Ben Hoa & Tay Ninh in 1970-1971. They can take-off & land on little more than a medium length driveway.

Guest Hoss Carpenter, SASS Life 7843
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Great airplane, but the A-10 never won any Beauty Contests either!

 

As my F-16 Viper friends told me, the A-10 is the only plane worried about Bird Strikes from the Rear!

 

They also say the Link Trainer for an A-10, the pilot gets in a Dumpster and the Crew Chiefs throw rocks at it!

 

Cheers, Hoss (SAC and Buffs forever)

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That AeMB2 reminds me of one of my favorites, the Polish Pzl 23. Same era and similar radical "trousers". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PZL.23_Kara%C5%9B

 

Note the article on the Argentine bomber refers to a ".45 cal machine gun". What might that be? Tommy Gun stuck out the window?

 

Seamus

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Great airplane, but the A-10 never won any Beauty Contests either!

 

As my F-16 Viper friends told me, the A-10 is the only plane worried about Bird Strikes from the Rear!

 

They also say the Link Trainer for an A-10, the pilot gets in a Dumpster and the Crew Chiefs throw rocks at it!

 

Cheers, Hoss (SAC and Buffs forever)

 

A face only a ground pounder could love. But you forgot one. if the A-10 were any uglier, it would be a helicopter.

 

Another unattractive one is the OV-10 Bronco

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Howdy,

ARE PC-6 still around the US?

What sort of prices?

Are parts available?

Best

CR

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A face only a ground pounder could love. But you forgot one. if the A-10 were any uglier, it would be a helicopter.

 

Another unattractive one is the OV-10 Bronco

 

I dunno, Doc...

 

I always thought the OV-10 was pretty cool - and underrated. :)

 

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I dunno, Doc...

 

I always thought the OV-10 was pretty cool - and underrated. :)

 

 

Cool? OK, I'll give you that. Underrated? Absolutely. Good looking? Uhmmm... I still can't go there.

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I dunno, Doc...

 

I always thought the OV-10 was pretty cool - and underrated. :)

 

I agree. I used to work on them. Aviation Ordnance. Four M-60Ds, GAU2-B 20mm gun pod, 2,75" or 5" rockets, and even 2 AIM-9 Sidewinders.

There was even a plan to mount a Cobra turret with a M197 gun under them.

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B-10 Martin bomber gets my nod as one of the ugliest flying contraptions. Turrets and windows sticking out everywhere including on it tutlre-like snout.

 

Yeah, it has a look that says the engineer used his "ugly curve" when designing it.

 

 

Cool? OK, I'll give you that. Underrated? Absolutely. Good looking? Uhmmm... I still can't go there.

 

Maybe not pretty, but not ugly, either.

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I agree. I used to work on them. Aviation Ordnance. Four M-60Ds, GAU2-B 20mm gun pod, 2,75" or 5" rockets, and even 2 AIM-9 Sidewinders.

There was even a plan to mount a Cobra turret with a M197 gun under them.

A friend of mine flew them in SE Asia on FAC missions. Said they were very maneuverable and had awesome power to weight ratio.

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A friend of mine flew them in SE Asia on FAC missions. Said they were very maneuverable and had awesome power to weight ratio.

Also had a cargo bay that could hold up to 4 Marines.

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