Cypress Sun Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 We want Angel....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 How much for the woman???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Solo Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I am kinda partial to "let'er buck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 We don't need no stinking badges!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Null N. Void Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges. Don't shoot him, it just will make him mad. Some stupid with the flare gun, burned the place down to the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At Deaf Smith's hotel: "I said honeymoon suite, not pickled pig's feet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Tom Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 More beans, Mr. Taggart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Make the shooter put his arm around the Timer Operator. When ready say "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man Naked?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Starting position. Put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight. Starting line: "It's just a jump to the left!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StirrupTrouble Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 There is one they have used a couple of times at one of the clubs I shoot at, and it always makes me laugh... "You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a banjo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mean gun mark Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I seem to have this qwerk that whatever movie I happen to be watching .when final writing of the stages...that's where I grab the starting lines.....todays match was all quotes from cool hand luke......yeah insert your favorite here....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Raylan from Justified……."You draw that gun and it'll be the last thing you ever do" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 My buddy Coon Dog, deaf as a rock, always used "Who farted??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichols Creek, SASS #77627 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Hello Stillwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackey Cole Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 My favorite is dying isn't much of a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Term Emory Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We want Angel....... Yep, one of my all time favorites. RIP Angel, we miss you terribly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I always like to take the given line and change it up a little. You know, make it more personal. Totally confused a couple of TO's who just didn't understand my sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 At one of our annual Evil Bob matches here in GA, the author of such nonsense and twisted minded mirth, ole Badlands "Evil" Bob, has the starting line "One Three One, One Three One" and naturally the course of fire to start out is 2-1-2 with both your pistols and rifle! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Kiowa Jones #6765 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Here, hold my beer and watch this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverboat Red, SASS #71733 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Is this one of those really tough bars? Well then let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it. RR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Howdy, Im partial to Gentlemen start your engines. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Dick, SASS #12880 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "The royal ***** is clean, your highness." Bath maid in in "Coming to America." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Kid Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I always like to take the given line and change it up a little. You know, make it more personal. Totally confused a couple of TO's who just didn't understand my sense of humor. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Rangers lead the way! : I've never heard that one before. At least not during a cowboy shoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Money Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Is there any kind of penalty, say a SOG, if you don't say the line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "This is Florida son, it don't snow here!" This was spoken by a shooter, who shall remain nameless, during a particularly cold Florida State Championship, The Last Stand, shot in Orlando in January while it was snowing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Solo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I don't know if it is a favorite, but we have had a lot of fun with lines from popular songs. If the line is say "somewhere over the rainbow" you can get a 5 second bonus for singing the line in your best Judy Garland to the hoots and hollers of all assembled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Deck 100366 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I always like hearing about themed shoots. I'm sure most of the westerns have been covered by SASS clubs around the world. When there's not a line associated with a stage I always use:"Fill your hand you son of a gun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I've never heard that one before. At least not during a cowboy shoot And you've heard all the other one's before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rippin kid Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We don't need no stinking badges!!! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I am partial to: I don't rent pigs Or lately it's been: Don't squat with yer spurs on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 never seen soooo many men wasted, so badly!! clint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannon Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "...You gotta get mean. I mean plum mad-dog mean!" "Reckon I'm right popular." From - The Outlaw Josey Wales Good luck Karl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 And you've heard all the other one's before? I'm guessing you don't know the origin of that one, else you would have known what I was referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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