Korupt Karl Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Just trying to come up with some unique starting lines either from movies or other western themes. We just had a shoot and one of the lines was: "Aim low they are riding Shetland Ponies." of course Crazy Mingo was there and took offense for us using the short thing and of course he got abused with the variations of the starting line...lol. He's a good sport. KK HEARD A GREAT LINE LATELY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog Maxwell SASS#31604 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm using this one in an upcoming match, 'I gave him 2 warning shots, in his head.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 You the one that shot our friend? Shoot one round in the dummy, then shoot the other targets. We've used that line a few times. The other line I love is, "Why XXX you looked like someone just walked over your grave" If no line is required I like to start the stage with "Say when" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 There are a bunch of them from "Crossfire Trail" Take it easy, you'll get a more harmonious outcome I never had to fight my way into a saloon before That wasn't shooting, that was killing It's a wonder you lived much past seven Any message you get from me will be crystal clear Can he kill me? Nobody ever has. Not my finest hour Well, maybe I should show you You can leave peacefully or in chains, your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Hello Bob as ya open up with the shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Take this BrokeBack Mountain"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At yesterday's match, when the TO stuck the timer in my ear I told him I had forgotten the starting line. "There is no line," he said. So I yelled out, "There is no line!" It worked, I got the beep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyfinger 22618 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Korupt Karl is my Hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At The Outlaws' match yesterday, the starting line on all stages except one was "ready." The one that was different is the one we always have at the jail and it is, "it is tough being an outlaw in times like these." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Money Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Gird your loins, you thieving varmint!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang Gregg Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 :FlagAm: Same thing as Rye said, "Say when." I always use it when I forget the line. Mustang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "We deal in lead, friend". Vin, Magnificent Seven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I came here to have FUN not to think. kR Ps. some of you will recognize that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowhand Bob, 24229 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 It has lost much of its popularity over the years BUT it was so common at one time that I doubt it will ever be overtaken! "Well, are you going to draw them pistols or whistle Dixie?" Movie line, unknown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jefro, SASS#69420 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Candygram for Mongo!! Candygram for Mongo!! More beans?? J R-E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fillmore Coffins, SASS #7884 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Someone's gonna have to go back and get a s**tload of dimes" Fillmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Kid Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Do you know who I am?!" Stand by....beep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amos Dumas, SASS #8447 L Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "She ain't pretty, but she sure can cook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At yesterday's match, when the TO stuck the timer in my ear I told him I had forgotten the starting line. "There is no line," he said. So I yelled out, "There is no line!" It worked, I got the beep. Same thing happen to me at S.M.R. last week. Worked for me then also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Frail Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle 'Dixie'? from outlaw josey wales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Widdermaker Ready". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpaw Gringo, SASS # 74217 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I have two guns. One for each of ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 One cold morning with both hands on the hangman's noose............It's to cold to be well hung! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Hav'n you along, is like losing 2 good men" OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Pat Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I know "let's have a spelling contest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rance - SASS # 54090 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Can't use this with young'ins around... But ... "FILL YOUR HANDS!! YOU SOB!!" From Rooster Cogburn.. "Worms gotta eat too!! " From Outlaw Josey Wales "When things get tough ya gotta get real mean!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Dying aint much of a living boy!,,,,, You gonna pull that hogleg or whistle Dixie? anything by Clint or John Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Rattler Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Blazing Saddles has many classics, none pass current PC standards. I lost all control on, "Hey man, where da ______ ________" I'll stay with, "Make my chili hot" AR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Regret, SASS #57800 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Take yore hands off my ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Rangers lead the way! Although the "Do you know who I am" is a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driftwood Johnson, SASS #38283 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Somebody say 1, 2, 3, go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Spurs Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Do you know who I am?!" Stand by....beep! That is hilarious... I wrote one for the Saloon stage pointing at a mirror saying "I don't like the way you look!" Got lots of laughs as you might imagine. Had a Magnificent 7 themed annual a couple years ago. Remember the scene where Yul Brenner and Steve McQueen were sitting on the stagecoach and SMcQ shook the shotgun shells listening for lead shot? That was simply the indication of ready- shaking SG shells holding them close to the ear. Johnny Morris came up with that one. Pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Git er dun!! DRAW!!! Pick it up, put it in, die like a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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