Purly SASS # 57438 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 We still have Oak Ridge this Saturday. No telling who will have the paddle by Black Gold. I'll be bringing my no. 1 shotgun. Been loading high speed shotgun shells all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 So to help everyone recognize us E. TN. Boys: Peanut Butter oozing out of a 97' = Widder Toting a boat paddle in their cart = Purly Wearing Fred Astaire dancing shoes = Ocoee Red Gun Boy = Jackalope Jasper Barkeeper, I believe you got it down perfect... I'm just glad I ain't allergic to PNut's..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 So to help everyone recognize us E. TN. Boys: Peanut Butter oozing out of a 97' = Widder Toting a boat paddle in their cart = Purly Wearing Fred Astaire dancing shoes = Ocoee Red Gun Boy = Jackalope Jasper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 We still have Oak Ridge this Saturday. No telling who will have the paddle by Black Gold. I'll be bringing my no. 1 shotgun. Been loading high speed shotgun shells all day. Purly, All paddlers have decided to skip Oak Ridge this weekend to help you keep this glorious honor for Black Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 If you will come on up the whole crew we ill be there. we need an outlaw to join the crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Going to have to miss Oak Ridge tomorrow, but I will see you Thurs. at Black Gold. First drink is on me unless Tombstone gets the margarita's or Joe gets the lemonade pouring before me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Hey Barkeeper, surely THEY can't start before the official 'BARKEEP' comes on duty..... Plus, you'll probably find the Purly Man hangin around the speed rifle or speed SG side matches, My bet is that the Purly Man is gona 'burn em down' at Black Gold. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Can't believe Black Gold is this coming week! Been plotting this for 6 months now, since the Siege. All them Outlaws in one place... ...Gonna be a blast. Waimea (who's bringin' whiskey but likes lemonade too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 OOH! Barkeep, another one for the dance contest! Ya'll be sure to wear your ah, chaps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Harley,SASS#34953 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Well I tell ya, If everybody shoots, runs, hillbilly's, cooks, dances, and lies as well as the build-up, it's gonna be some wild competition at Ponderosa Pines! Harley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Well, all I can say is this: If you are gona have a 'Desert Wars' at Black Gold, I hope somebody will make some Humble Pie for the Purly Man and Barkeeper..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Barkeep has to get into the dance contest. Ought to make Boozy get up there too. I know the ladies are gonna love this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Well, all I can say is this: If you are gona have a 'Desert Wars' at Black Gold, I hope somebody will make some Humble Pie for the Purly Man and Barkeeper..... Starting to get nervous yet ? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I don't know how competitive Barkeep will be in the dancing competition. He's just recuperated from a pelvis injury (not kidding). Of course, if he serves himself enough beverage, he might be feeling no pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 The Broken Pelvis is all healed up. I am ready to shake my booty. (With the right amount of alcohol of course!) kind of hot for chaps though lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Unknown to alot of you fellers (but the lady's are aware) is that the Barkeeper is a Chippendale Cowboy Dancer. The ladies call him 'Lasso Kid'. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm tellin' ya's, if you let Titus get a holt of that pole, yer ALL in trouble!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Mongo, if you start defending Barkeep you have to go to the pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocoee Red #31751 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm tellin' ya's, if you let Titus get a holt of that pole, yer ALL in trouble!! Anybody that saw it last year knows that Titus is the "PoleMaster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I will bow down to Titus on the pole. Over the years he has taught me all I know, but unfortunately not all he knows about pole"dancing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Harley,SASS#34953 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Once you see it, it's burned forever into your brain. F.H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Titus and the pole and don't forget the PENGUIN! !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BRAIN BLEACH IN THE WORLD TO REMOVE THE PENGUIN FROM THE MEMORY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazoo City Gal Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 OOH! Barkeep, another one for the dance contest! Ya'll be sure to wear your ah, chaps! Chaps?? OOOOOOOOh lala! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocoee Red #31751 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Titus, I'm with several people at an after shoot beer drinking party today after the Oak Ridge shoot. Seems like Mongo has laid down a challenge to you and anyone else in the pole dance contest. Iron Maiden and several others are here and heard it so it's an Official Challenge to you. Do you except the challenge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 HEAR YE, HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!!!!!! Tennessee Mongo has CHALLENGED Titus to a POLE DANCE!!!! COME ONE, COME ALL. This is gonna be worth the price of admission. Scary thought......... Mongo and a pole. Joe might better shore up the bar for this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted July 11, 2015 Author Share Posted July 11, 2015 Well, it's been brought to my attention that all of the pole dancers are ah, male! Apparently the guys say it's not fair for just them. I reckon they want the women to pole dance also. So, I guess you better practice also! Ah, good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 This is gettin' scary. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 NOW WE'RE TALKING!! I JUST LOVE TO BE " THE JUDGE "!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Montana, SASS #23907 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 One of the side matches listed is Long Range Handgun - Caliber Rifle. What calibers would that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 If the ladies go to pole dancing, my money is on LAST KISS!! That little lady can MOVE!!! And she looks good doin' it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Max, are you planning to be there. Sure would love to shoot with you again. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Harley,SASS#34953 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Max, it's pistol-caliber rifle, and is usually shot at 100 yds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Kiss, SASS #34954 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Why, thank you, Blackwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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