Subdeacon Joe Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iltm9-aXC2Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I always prefer to quote my first favorite cowboy: Yosemite Sam. Rackem, frackem, dotin, wenching..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 My father used to say, BaFenapola!!! (not sure of the spelling) It sounded like the Italian cuss word that everyone knows but it means "Go to Naples" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Horse Feathers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 Lizard dung! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 dang it! and Dagnabit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Fershlagerren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 A good pastor that I know is fond of "Hogwash!" An Army Major that I served with would not use any expletive whatsoever; neither cuss nor non-cuss expletives. But the Major had no problem explaining himself. When he said, "That's not satisfactory," nobody doubted that he was unhappy and there was a problem. Likewise, when he said, "That's good," we knew things were well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 What the guy in the video is really talking about is "minced oaths" for the most part. Taking a profanity and modifying it slightly to remove the "offensive" words. We all know that any of the "son of a ......" are bowdlerised versions of "son of (an Old English word for) female dog." Likewise the phrases using "dang" are substituting it for "damn." Things like "son of a motherless goat" or "sucker at the teat of a syphilitic sow" however, are not minced oaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pay Dirt Norvelle #90056 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Horse Feathers! Dog gone it! you beat me to it. That is what I use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Sonofagun Dang Mule feathers Hogwash Fiddlesticks Horse Hocky Just a few that come to mind....still use em too when the situation is delicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 young southern lady home from school was invited to tea with the ladies. as they talked about what their children and family had done. the young lady would simply reply = Charming! when asked what she had been doing, she replied she had been to charm school. they asked what she learned there? to use the word charming instead of bullshit. what ever works for you!! GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Dirty rassafrass! Photoramic packaloomer! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? November Foxtrot India! (No freaking idea!) Bat guano! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Phooey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 "Road Apples!" is often appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 RATS! wellll. shoot nitwit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Jack Hammer Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Dag-na-bit, seneca ditch (civilin electrician I worked with in the military was from Seneca NY and said that all the time) , bastidges, fogging ice holes (Joe Piscipo, can't remember the movie name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazee Ridge, SASS #54171 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 We have a niece that has been a teacher for many years. She says that they are allowed to say "Ratfarts" in class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Balderdash! Shut your pie hole. Dirty no good longhair pinko commie liberal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Son of a beer pitcher You dirty monkey God bless it fartsawhalin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I always prefer to quote my first favorite cowboy: Yosemite Sam. Rackem, frackem, dotin, wenching..... So Yosemite Sam was in favor of Fracking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Whatever Walter would Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrbzMyNbxIo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_of_Hearts Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Ah! Shucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Ah! Shucks! Yep, that's what I say when I have a miss....................................Well, something like that anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldust Dan, SASS #2631Life Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Jumping Gehossaphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoss Carpenter, SASS Life 7843 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 HOLY CAMOLY ! Hoss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Howdy Shut the front DOOR. Best CR say it, go ahead and say it out loud. Put some fire into it. See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dungannon Gunner Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Jiminy Cricket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. QUINCANNON, SASS #32999 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Critter Fritters! And if you want to call someone a name- try, "You Fagatious old Gallanipper!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Dag-na-bit, seneca ditch (civilin electrician I worked with in the military was from Seneca NY and said that all the time) , bastidges, fogging ice holes (Joe Piscipo, can't remember the movie name) Johnny Dangerously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Johnny Dangerously Meesurabull Coke Soccers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sabre Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Shazbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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