Took my girlfriend to a football game

[Rye Miles #13621]

I took my girlfriend to her first football game and I asked her how she liked it."Oh I really liked it but I just can't understand why they were killing each other over twenty five cents". Dumbfounded I asked, "What do you mean"? Well, she said, They flipped a coin. one team got it and then for the rest of the game they kept screaming, "Get the quarterback, get the quarter back!"

[Jim No Horse]

Rye....so you are dating my first wife....??? Dang.....

[Oklahoma Dee]

that just cute!!

[Subdeacon Joe]

Rye, I take it you like sleeping on the couch.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

It was a blonde joke but I suppose that's just not pc anymore.

[Rancocas]

[Calico Mary]

Rye huney, that joke iz older than I iz.....

[Texas Lizard]

Rye huney, that joke iz older than I iz.....

And just how old are you....

 

TL

[J-BAR #18287]

Another oldie:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNxLxTZHKM8

[Calico Mary]

And just how old are you....

 

TL

 

 

let's jus say my only choices fer age-based categories is Cowgirl or Lady Wrangler and leave it at that, otay??

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

And just how old are you....

 

TL

OHOH, Bad choice of questions, TL

[Blackwater 53393]

We were playing at a biker bar last night and when the band finished up, I went to get our pay. Some little gal was sitting there and she was talking about how old she was in reference to a song on the jukebox. The song was a cover of an old song from the sixties.

 

I said, "I remember when that song was first recorded!"

 

She replied, "That's a new song! Even I can remember when that came out!"

 

"Naw, honey," I answered. "You weren't even born when that song was new. I'll bet you I'm at least twenty years older than you."

 

She studied my face for a minute and snorted, "You ain't! There ain't no way! I'm thirty-six years old!!"

 

All the guys in the bar started laughing. I've known most of them for twenty years or more. "I've got a kid almost as old as you! I'll be sixty-two next month and that song was new in 1967!"

 

 

First time I've ever heard a woman volunteer her age! She didn't look THAT old .............................................

 

 

and I must look better than I thought!!!

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

True Story.

 

A lady at a high school football game was there because her daughter was in the school band. I asked her what she knew about the game. She told me, "Nothing. But I do recognize a nice tight end when I see one..."

[Rye Miles #13621]

Rye huney, that joke iz older than I iz.....

Never heard it before, I must be leading a sheltered life!

[Noz]

We were playing at a biker bar last night and when the band finished up, I went to get our pay. Some little gal was sitting there and she was talking about how old she was in reference to a song on the jukebox. The song was a cover of an old song from the sixties.

 

I said, "I remember when that song was first recorded!"

 

She replied, "That's a new song! Even I can remember when that came out!"

 

"Naw, honey," I answered. "You weren't even born when that song was new. I'll bet you I'm at least twenty years older than you."

 

She studied my face for a minute and snorted, "You ain't! There ain't no way! I'm thirty-six years old!!"

 

All the guys in the bar started laughing. I've known most of them for twenty years or more. "I've got a kid almost as old as you! I'll be sixty-two next month and that song was new in 1967!"

 

 

First time I've ever heard a woman volunteer her age! She didn't look THAT old .............................................

 

 

and I must look better than I thought!!!

No, that ain't it!

[Blackwater 53393]

No, that ain't it!

 

I s'pose she HAD been drinkin'................

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

We were playing at a biker bar last night and when the band finished up, I went to get our pay. Some little gal was sitting there and she was talking about how old she was in reference to a song on the jukebox. The song was a cover of an old song from the sixties.

 

I said, "I remember when that song was first recorded!"

 

She replied, "That's a new song! Even I can remember when that came out!"

 

"Naw, honey," I answered. "You weren't even born when that song was new. I'll bet you I'm at least twenty years older than you."

 

She studied my face for a minute and snorted, "You ain't! There ain't no way! I'm thirty-six years old!!"

 

All the guys in the bar started laughing. I've known most of them for twenty years or more. "I've got a kid almost as old as you! I'll be sixty-two next month and that song was new in 1967!"

 

 

First time I've ever heard a woman volunteer her age! She didn't look THAT old .............................................

 

 

and I must look better than I thought!!!

Naw-She was from the Braille Institute-

OLG

[Cheyenne Culpepper 32827]

she had manners, she was being nice to a senior citizen,,,,,(I can say that, Imma 62 tuu!)am