Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 CRANKY OLD FART!! Now the details, not age based, must wear at least 10 items to be detailed later. The shooter can shoot any style they want. One catch!!!! YOU CANNOT OPT FOR THIS CAT!!!!! YOU ARE CHOSEN!!!!!! There now, did I make anyone smile???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I sure did! Of course, I think the next catagory we need (Other that FCGF!) is the bionic class. Participants must have at least one artifical joint and have had corrective eye surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I sure did! Of course, I think the next catagory we need (Other that FCGF!) is the bionic class. Participants must have at least one artifical joint and have had corrective eye surgery. Wait just a minute! What about pacemakers and prescription lenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 DD, Don't forget to include multiple heart valve replacements within one calendar year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 ...and those of us with trick brains???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I sure did! Of course, I think the next catagory we need (Other that FCGF!) is the bionic class. Participants must have at least one artifical joint and have had corrective eye surgery. Would I qualify iffin I had implants in both feet/ankles and they were actually made by Montana Longhair, the most mighty Furball?!? My kids think I'm a COF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 If only we could have, more categories . So that handing out awards will take longer then the match. MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I recon I qualify! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? And you promised you wouldn't tell anydangbody about Philly(not-so)Slim(AKA Sir Trips Allot). LG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? now there's a man that has his priorities in order... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 now there's a man that has his priorities in order... ..........Widder I, of course, will have to do the pre-shoot costume inspections..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I'm thinkin posse's with a lot of Breast Enhancement category participants might have long waiting lists to get on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bristol Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I have a pacemaker which makes me Battery Operated. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Dang! This catagory could get HUGE! We may need to break it down into sub-catagories, Knees, Hips, Eyes, Shoulders, Hearts, Implants (I Agree on the necessity of Pre Match Inspections!), etc! I bet we could pull Purty Boy out of that new Cranky Old Fart catagory if we appointed him Pre-Match Inspector (For the ladies that is). All others would need a signed note from the Doctors. DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 CRANKY OLD FART!! Now the details, not age based, must wear at least 10 items to be detailed later. The shooter can shoot any style they want. One catch!!!! YOU CANNOT OPT FOR THIS CAT!!!!! YOU ARE CHOSEN!!!!!! There now, did I make anyone smile???? You just need to git your butt back down to the COF state of Floridee. I'm not so sure about another Category but it could easily be an Association. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spades Hanlin SASS#66204 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 This Cat. has massive potential!!!! The field to choose from is quite large from what I've seen... .... Nice one CC... Spades H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted October 27, 2014 Author Share Posted October 27, 2014 hole tha phone Fred!!!!! y'all mist the point!!! Cranky Old Farts wud be for those who are so Cranky they taint happy with nothing!!!!! yu now, like some in that "other" thread... now, if you want one to fit some many of us.... Broken Down Old Farts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Henry Quick Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? I think mine are a bit too enhanced as the years have gone by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I'm glad that I don't meet the criteria required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Kin I assume there will be a wimmen's vershun of this category??? Where doz I signs up??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Hey Peanut Butter......I choose you to be the Cranky Posse Marshall with really smelly old farts All in favor say.........PeeYou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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