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http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/06/screaming-man-with-dead-raccoon-in-mukilteo/ Posted by Nick Provenza Screaming man with dead raccoon in Mukilteo

MUKILTEO (AP) — Someone called 911 to report a screaming man dragging an animal along a highway in Mukilteo.

When officers arrived Thursday they found a dead raccoon on a leash.

The Mukilteo police blotter says the man placed marshmallows around the animal and declared it a hazmat or hazardous materials zone.

The Daily Herald reports the raccoon was taken to a local shelter for disposal and the man was last seen getting on a bus.

 

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What, doesn't everyone drag their dead raccoon down the highway by a leash? Wonder where he got the marshmallows, though.

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What, doesn't everyone drag their dead raccoon down the highway by a leash? Wonder where he got the marshmallows, though.

Let's review.

Dragging a dead racoon. Marshmallows. Munchies.

Lessee...Washington.....legal pot.

Nah, probably nuthin to do with it. :rolleyes:

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The only nice racoon is a dead racoon. Live ones are down right ornery.

I had a friend that raised one from babyhood. His was nice, the ones I have around my place are ornery.

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Let's review.

Dragging a dead racoon. Marshmallows. Munchies.

Lessee...Washington.....legal pot.

Nah, probably nuthin to do with it. :rolleyes:

Dang, Youse caught on right away, Utah. :lol:

 

Of course it was for medicinal purposes.

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