Curley Fryes Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & still has not reached home yet.Inspector: What is her height?Husband: I never noticed.Inspector: Slim or healthy?Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.Inspector: Color of eyes?Husband: Never noticed.Inspector: Color of hair ?Husband: Changes according to the season.Inspector: What was she wearing?Husband: Pant suit or dress..... I don't remember exactly.Inspector: Was she going in a car???Husband: Yes. A Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 enginegenerating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which uselight emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratchon the front left door.Then the husband started crying...Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 That's pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shoer 27979 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 My wife told me she would never take my truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Mine is missing, if found don't give directions home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 If you find mine, keep her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 this did give me hope mine will get home safe - its a real nice older jeep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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