Cypress Sun 3,369 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Now that it's match day, my least favorite words........ Miss Procedural Minor Safety Although self induced, I still hate those words. Link to post Share on other sites
Strawboss, SASS #28759 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The word "basically" by a public speaker The word "awesome" The phrase "you know" The word "like" Link to post Share on other sites
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 An old friend of mine works for an aircraft fastener manufacturer. They recently attended a function in DC to receive a preferred supplier award from some government agency (I do not remember which one). Their host/guide that day kept telling Paul and his entourage how "appreciatory" they were of Paul's employer. APPRECIATORY?????? Where in the blue hell did THAT b*st*rdized word come from? And to make matters worse, the gentleman using the word kept reminding Paul about his Masters degree. SHEESH! Link to post Share on other sites
Griff 1,664 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Must be a boring 3 days on the Wire. Y'all must've never heard your parents complain about your word/language usage. I didn't care for it 50 years ago, and it hasn't improved with age. Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 HUH? Ya'll ride into town with a bad tooth Griff? Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzly Dave 962 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Just thought of one that seems to be all the rage these days... 'Be well' What, did everyone just see Demolition Man? Link to post Share on other sites
Southpaw Gringo, SASS # 74217 48 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 OBAMACARE! Whatever! Oh Snap! Going Green Enviromentaly friendly Going out for Chinese Oh Dude! ect,ect Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 Once in a while I still hear someone say somebody or something is.... OFF THE HOOK. Just heard another but very new, HASH TAG, used when quoting a tweet. Link to post Share on other sites
Derby Crighton 0 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 AND...when you 'thank' someone as a nice questure of showing your appreciation for their service, they reply...."No Problem". I hate that phrase. Does that mean if it was a problem they wouldn't have done it? Oh Yea, and another word people use that cracks me up.....'Irregardless'. (pronounced: Erie Guardless). ..........Widder I cannot help but say "No problem" now, due to too long working in a Call Centre were if a customer thanked you you were chastised by management as if they felt the need to thank you, you hadn't make them felt like you existed solely to serve them and thus needed not being thanked. So the rule was if thanked you had to explain to the customer it was "No problem"; there was even a script and all. Yes, one is there to do a job, so you get paid so don't need to be thanked, but to actually have to go out of the way to correct or "educate" customers that they shouldn't thank us was over the top. The over use of "literally" when people mean "figuratively" Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 How bout.......IF I TELL YOU I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU. or......IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. or.....CAN'T HAVE MORE FUN THAN THIS WITH YOUR CLOTHING ON. Link to post Share on other sites
Delta Glen, SASS #39197 Life 0 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "Amazing" Link to post Share on other sites
diablo slim 39 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "GAMER" Seems i'm hearing that one more and more when I shoot Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 7,105 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 When being confronted by someone you haven't seen in awhile and they say,"Wow you lost some hair or "you've gained a few pounds huh? or "boy your beard is gray" Don'tcha just wanna say NO SH%^, what ya think I don't have mirrors???? Idiot! Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 8,147 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "Have a good one." Good one of what I've never figured out. My reply to that is, "I've got a good one. Want to see it?" Person usually looks like someone slapped them. Link to post Share on other sites
Sleepy Floyd 12 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I dislike "back in the day" Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 Were from the government and were here to help. It comes with a government guarantee. Link to post Share on other sites
Three Foot Johnson 2,655 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Sick That used to be a bad thing, but it now appears to be a complimentary term. Let's be honest; basically, it's the new normal, and, seriously, at the end of the day, it is what it is, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Harvey Mushman 0 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Must be a boring 3 days on the Wire. Y'all must've never heard your parents complain about your word/language usage. I didn't care for it 50 years ago, and it hasn't improved with age. +1 Link to post Share on other sites
Joe LaFives #5481 341 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 "Way Better" When did we all turn into valley girls. It's "FAR better" or "MUCH Better" Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 When something is good or great its......KILLER. Link to post Share on other sites
Ranger Clayton Conagher #43872 42 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Oh man..... anyone who comes up and gives me dimensions in metric. Link to post Share on other sites
Boon Doggle 22 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 "Absolutely" Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 Oh man..... anyone who comes up and gives me dimensions in metric. DITTO-DITTO-DITTO........................ Link to post Share on other sites
Palindrome, SASS #54445 0 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 When checking out at a store, the cashier might say, "Did you find everything?". This actually makes me chuckle. Fillmore I usually answer, "yes, except for an efficient check out line" but they know I'm joking. Then when they offer to help me to my car, I just offer to go quietly. Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 I usually answer, "yes, except for an efficient check out line" but they know I'm joking. Then when they offer to help me to my car, I just offer to go quietly. I usually answer "no, couldn't fine that box with the million dollars in it". Link to post Share on other sites
Palindrome, SASS #54445 0 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 ………..when a young waiter or waitress addresses my wife and myself as "you guys." Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 1,042 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ………..when a young waiter or waitress addresses my wife and myself as "you guys." A kid addressed me, my wife, and daughter that way once. I leaned waaay over the counter at him, and said,"EXCUSE ME, do my wife and daughter look like GUYS to you!?!?" Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Variety of different. I hear this non-term on TV, often on car programs pertaining to auto parts. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 7,199 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Variety of different. I hear this non-term on TV, often on car programs pertaining to auto parts. That is so akin to "added bonus..." Link to post Share on other sites
Prescott Palmer 0 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Whatever Link to post Share on other sites
Sleepy Floyd 12 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 back in the day. Link to post Share on other sites
Frontier Lone Rider, SASS# 73063 246 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Allegedly ... either it happened or it didn't Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Murphy # 873 22 Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 I hate that my own self.....allegedly. When the good guy's catch the bad guy red-handed they say he allegedly did it. Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Ron 1,023 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Howdy, just looked at this fer the ffirst time and some is right on the mark and some is funny. But the one I could never figure out, never liked and always wanted to give a real mean reply is: Hello There. Im not a place, if Im ever a place then you can say 'Hello There'. Probably when Im six foot under. Best CR Link to post Share on other sites
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