It's not Al Gore's fault

[Noz]

A new study shows that the severe weather the United States have been enduring is caused by the increased use of coal power in China.

 

Now we can blame it on the Chinese!!

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

And yet WE are expected to radically reduce our beef stock because of cow farts.

[Noz]

Nope, now we blame it on water buffalos.

[Dirty Dan Dawkins]

It's Bush's fault

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

I have 'No Fault' insurance so it can't be my fault....even if my wife says it is!!!

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

In California it's San Andrea's fault.

 

And I'd pay attention to the missus, BQ.

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

By the way... according to the Pastafarians*, global warming is caused by the demise of the pirates of old.

 

*Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

What the heck... they make as much sense as Al~!

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

Al is after the Big Bucks($$$$), no time for a little Sense.

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

It's Bush's fault

 

No. It is Obama's fault. Alright its Gore's fault.

[Cheyenne Culpepper 32827]

now the big thing is that it is the ash from all the forest fires landing on the snow in the artic and absorbing heat and melting it,,,,

[Noz]

It's the spotted owl's fault.

[Jackson Rose, SASS #45478]

And yet WE are expected to radically reduce our beef stock because of cow farts.

I reduce the beef stock as often as I can. Also the pig stock.

[Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L]

Oops.... I just cut the Al Gore. Pressure relieved.

 

GG

[Trigger Mike]

Its the Blob's fault that the airforce dropped off in the artic to keep it from eating everyone. Steve Mcqueen can't be wrong

[Calico Mary]

It's tha Evil critter's fault......

 

 

 

oh never mind, that's tha white stuff that's his fault......

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

now the big thing is that it is the ash from all the forest fires landing on the snow in the artic and absorbing heat and melting it,,,,

 

Two years ago with the waldo canyon fire that was obama's, Sec Defense, and US Air Farces fault for nor having the MAAFs planes ready.

348 homes destroyed. I blame that on those types. (No offense to any USAF vets.)

Edited April 17, 2014 by Hacker, SASS #55963

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

It's caused by leaving cars parked in the sun with the windows up. Then people open the doors and let all that hot air out. Multiply that by millions of cars all over the earth and you have a massive amount of hot air being released; causing Global Warming. And that's a lot of hot air!

[Harvey Mushman]

Donky farts..........at the polls........

[Subdeacon Joe]

It's caused by leaving cars parked in the sun with the windows up. Then people open the doors and let all that hot air out. Multiply that by millions of cars all over the earth and you have a massive amount of hot air being released; causing Global Warming. And that's a lot of hot air!

 

Ain't nuthin compared to the hot air that comes out of DC.

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

Still a lot of hot air out of state capitals.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

It's the spotted owl's fault.

Saw a bumper sticker up in Colorado some years back: Save a tree. Wipe your a-- with a spotted owl.

 

I looked for one for my car for months and never found it.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

It's caused by leaving cars parked in the sun with the windows up. Then people open the doors and let all that hot air out. Multiply that by millions of cars all over the earth and you have a massive amount of hot air being released; causing Global Warming. And that's a lot of hot air!

Yes. Yes it is.

[The Shoer 27979]

Saw a bumper sticker up in Colorado some years back: Save a tree. Wipe your a-- with a spotted owl.

 

I looked for one for my car for months and never found it.

you sure that was Colorado and not northern California

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

I don't think Colorado has a spotted owl problem.

[Trailrider #896]

In California it's San Andrea's fault.

 

And I'd pay attention to the missus, BQ.

Not paying attention to either is liable to shake things up...without warning!

[Dirty Dan Dawkins]

It's the spotted owl's fault.

Or is it the desert tortoise?

[Yellowhouse Sam # 25171]

All says us doubters are immoral, unethical, and despicable! Don't think I'll ever recover!

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

 

Ain't nuthin compared to the hot air that comes out of DC.

SDJ,

 

Exactly. Now add in all the politicians talking in state capital buildings, in municipal town halls, in government operations all over the world; and we finally know the true source of global warming.

 

Remember if God intended for us to vote.........He would have given us candidates.

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

SDJ,

 

Exactly. Now add in all the politicians talking in state capital buildings, in municipal town halls, in government operations all over the world; and we finally know the true source of global warming.

 

Remember if God intended for us to vote.........He would have given us candidates.

 

Shouldn't that go; If God had intended us to have good government...... He would have given us good candidates.

[Noz]

Or is it the desert tortoise?

Why would you want to wipe your --- with a desert tortoise

[Matthew Duncan]

Shouldn't that go; If God had intended us to have good government...... He would have given us good candidates.

Or God is giving us the candidates we deserve.

[Rye Miles #13621]

It's all the gas from the cows!! AND from Algore's big mouth!!

Edited April 19, 2014 by Rye Miles #13621

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

Or God is giving us the candidates we deserve.

 

The voting record of the populace certainly proves that.

[Utah Bob #35998]

Looking at the unbelievable pollution in the Chinese cities I believe it. Apparently they don't have "clean coal" technology.

[Caliope Cupcake #13981]

And yet WE are expected to radically reduce our beef stock because of cow farts.

 

I AM CERTAIN THE FARTS IN MY 5TH GRADE CLASS YESTERDAY HAVE EFFECTED SOME KIND OF WEATHER CHANGE TODAY