Noz Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 A new study shows that the severe weather the United States have been enduring is caused by the increased use of coal power in China. Now we can blame it on the Chinese!!
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 And yet WE are expected to radically reduce our beef stock because of cow farts.
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 I have 'No Fault' insurance so it can't be my fault....even if my wife says it is!!!
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 In California it's San Andrea's fault. And I'd pay attention to the missus, BQ.
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 By the way... according to the Pastafarians*, global warming is caused by the demise of the pirates of old. *Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster What the heck... they make as much sense as Al~!
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 Al is after the Big Bucks($$$$), no time for a little Sense.
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 It's Bush's fault No. It is Obama's fault. Alright its Gore's fault.
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 now the big thing is that it is the ash from all the forest fires landing on the snow in the artic and absorbing heat and melting it,,,,
Jackson Rose, SASS #45478 Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 And yet WE are expected to radically reduce our beef stock because of cow farts. I reduce the beef stock as often as I can. Also the pig stock.
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 Oops.... I just cut the Al Gore. Pressure relieved. GG
Trigger Mike Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 Its the Blob's fault that the airforce dropped off in the artic to keep it from eating everyone. Steve Mcqueen can't be wrong
Calico Mary Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 It's tha Evil critter's fault...... oh never mind, that's tha white stuff that's his fault......
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 now the big thing is that it is the ash from all the forest fires landing on the snow in the artic and absorbing heat and melting it,,,, Two years ago with the waldo canyon fire that was obama's, Sec Defense, and US Air Farces fault for nor having the MAAFs planes ready. 348 homes destroyed. I blame that on those types. (No offense to any USAF vets.)
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 It's caused by leaving cars parked in the sun with the windows up. Then people open the doors and let all that hot air out. Multiply that by millions of cars all over the earth and you have a massive amount of hot air being released; causing Global Warming. And that's a lot of hot air!
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 It's caused by leaving cars parked in the sun with the windows up. Then people open the doors and let all that hot air out. Multiply that by millions of cars all over the earth and you have a massive amount of hot air being released; causing Global Warming. And that's a lot of hot air! Ain't nuthin compared to the hot air that comes out of DC.
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 Still a lot of hot air out of state capitals.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 It's the spotted owl's fault. Saw a bumper sticker up in Colorado some years back: Save a tree. Wipe your a-- with a spotted owl. I looked for one for my car for months and never found it.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 It's caused by leaving cars parked in the sun with the windows up. Then people open the doors and let all that hot air out. Multiply that by millions of cars all over the earth and you have a massive amount of hot air being released; causing Global Warming. And that's a lot of hot air! Yes. Yes it is.
The Shoer 27979 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 Saw a bumper sticker up in Colorado some years back: Save a tree. Wipe your a-- with a spotted owl. I looked for one for my car for months and never found it. you sure that was Colorado and not northern California
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 I don't think Colorado has a spotted owl problem.
Trailrider #896 Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 In California it's San Andrea's fault. And I'd pay attention to the missus, BQ. Not paying attention to either is liable to shake things up...without warning!
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 It's the spotted owl's fault. Or is it the desert tortoise?
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 All says us doubters are immoral, unethical, and despicable! Don't think I'll ever recover!
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Ain't nuthin compared to the hot air that comes out of DC. SDJ, Exactly. Now add in all the politicians talking in state capital buildings, in municipal town halls, in government operations all over the world; and we finally know the true source of global warming. Remember if God intended for us to vote.........He would have given us candidates.
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 SDJ, Exactly. Now add in all the politicians talking in state capital buildings, in municipal town halls, in government operations all over the world; and we finally know the true source of global warming. Remember if God intended for us to vote.........He would have given us candidates. Shouldn't that go; If God had intended us to have good government...... He would have given us good candidates.
Noz Posted April 18, 2014 Author Posted April 18, 2014 Or is it the desert tortoise? Why would you want to wipe your --- with a desert tortoise
Matthew Duncan Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Shouldn't that go; If God had intended us to have good government...... He would have given us good candidates. Or God is giving us the candidates we deserve.
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 It's all the gas from the cows!! AND from Algore's big mouth!!
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Or God is giving us the candidates we deserve. The voting record of the populace certainly proves that.
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Looking at the unbelievable pollution in the Chinese cities I believe it. Apparently they don't have "clean coal" technology.
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 And yet WE are expected to radically reduce our beef stock because of cow farts. I AM CERTAIN THE FARTS IN MY 5TH GRADE CLASS YESTERDAY HAVE EFFECTED SOME KIND OF WEATHER CHANGE TODAY
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