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Cheyenne Culpepper 32827

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A new priest, born and raised in rural Alberta, Canada comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions,
so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

 

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

 

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee
and saying,
"No shit, what happened next?"

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In honor of St Patrick's Day (belated):

 

One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.

 

"Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"

 

Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"

 

Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"

 

Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!"

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