Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers."Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.The troopers looked at each other. Finally, one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay .""Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says, "Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says, "It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies, "Yep, damn near impossible." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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