Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) When my starting position is having both hands resting on table, I don't want my Timer Operator putting his hands and the timer up into my crotch from the backside and yelling 'Standbye, OMAHA 1, hut......beeeeeep". Dan: being a member of the 'Cracker Crew' does have its drawbacks..... ..........Widder Edited February 4, 2014 by Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 Quote
Shaddai Vaquero, SASS #69779 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) DiD, It would be done in the Spirit of the Game(pool toy). Edited February 4, 2014 by Shaddai Vaquero, SASS #69779 Quote
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) What about sideline reporters who know nothing about the game asking you a really stupid question as you leave the loading table? Especially since the shooter won't actually ask the question asked, but will come back with some cliche... Edited February 4, 2014 by Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Quote
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Madden would have to go to the big matches in a stage coach, no hot air balloons for him Quote
Boon Doggle Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 "Things in football you hope don't find it's way into SASS" Jerry Jones Quote
Charles B. Gatewood SASS #48517 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 I can hear Madden now. "Look at this Al, Grizz was moving from the rifle to the shotgun when out of nowhere Mrs Grizz came through 3 spotters and the TO to put that hit on him! Wow, there's goes his clean match!" Quote
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Spectators with no shirts with green hair and orange bodies painted to resemble rotting pumpkins sloshing beer around and making maniacal ape sounds. Edited February 4, 2014 by Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Quote
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 How 'bout slapping the butts of the silly-cone cheerleaders? …. But this thread's about stuff we don't want in SASS. Never mind then. I was having a nice day dream for a minute. Quote
Noz Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Spiking revolvers after completing a stage. I've done that! Not really on purpose but I've done that. Quote
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 $25 for parking. And $10.00 for a beer!! Quote
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted February 4, 2014 Author Posted February 4, 2014 When the match is over and we are taking our showers to wash off the dust and dirt, at least we do not have female reporters in the room trying to interview us cowboys. P. S. I would not mind seeing scantly clad cheer leaders at matches shaking everything including lots of visable silicone. I don't know, Erin Andrews and that Fox Sports chick aren't hard to look at. I think cheerleaders would be fine, but I imagine the raw times and misses would significantly increase, even just getting loaded and to the line. Quote
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted February 4, 2014 Author Posted February 4, 2014 First of all, ain't nobody slappin' my butt unless it's my wife (Darlin'). Not that I have a problem with Ray, but, hey, I don't want Santa River Stan touching me anywhere either 'cause I am closer to Stan than Ray....uh, I mean, uh.....you know what I mean 'cause......For Pete's sake I'm not like that 'cause......awww hell just shoot me already. It's ok. You don't need to explain. Your well liked around here. Especially by some of the fellas round here. Quote
Garrison Joe, SASS #60708 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Cowboy Shooters getting a $150 million, 5 year contract. Cleats on the bottom of cowboy boots. Concussions, achilles tendons and ACL ruptures. Edited February 5, 2014 by Garrison Joe, SASS #60708 Quote
Santa Fe River Stan,36999L Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Hmmmm...Yer startin to worry me...a bit...Dan... worry you?????....not sure I should be traveling with him anymore......LOL Stan Edited February 4, 2014 by Santa Fe River Stan,36999L Quote
Anvil Al #59168 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Hey Boon Doggle. I am not sure that Jerry Jones would be any worse than Tex. Quote
Grizzly Dave Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 I can hear Madden now. "Look at this Al, Grizz was moving from the rifle to the shotgun when out of nowhere Mrs Grizz came through 3 spotters and the TO to put that hit on him! Wow, there's goes his clean match!" Now that's funny right there! Quote
ironmaiden Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 How about what we would like to see, like "Tight ends"! Just saying. Quote
Krazy Kajun Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 How about what we would like to see, like "Tight ends"! Just saying. ...yeah Ironmaiden....on wimmin shooters Quote
Augustus Goodnight Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 The RO calling an audible at the line..... Say your line.... Shooter Ready!.... Stand By.... RO calls Audible.... Changes from an Nevada Sweep to a Regressive Sweep. Beep! Quote
Sour Kraut Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) The RO calling an audible at the line..... Say your line.... Shooter Ready!.... Stand By.... RO calls Audible.... Changes from an Nevada Sweep to a Regressive Sweep. Beep! Oh NO!! I've actually had that happen to me -- no one told me I was playing cowboy football! Edited February 4, 2014 by Sour Kraut Quote
Nate Kiowa Jones #6765 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 With football season over, I got to thinking about how much it has changed and how many things have been introduced to the sport in my short lifetime. Then I thought, what if some of these "things" (rules, gadgets,behaviors) came to SASS and how bad it would be for the sport. Ok, I'll start: Butt slapping. Yeah, I can see it now. Red River Ray smacking DiD's behind and saying "nice shotgun work buddy". I don't think so. Of course those two may like that sort of thing. I dunno. I really doubt it. Your turn. Felons Quote
Major BS Walker Regulator Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 5 yard penalty for jumping the beep. OK, back up 5 yds. now give me the starting line again. BS Quote
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Did anyone say the chest bump yet? Quote
Wyatt Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Stage calls for 10-10-4. All guns on one of three tables.At the beep try to make you way past the linemen to your pistols. If you get to shoot your pistols, make your way past the linebackers to your rifle. If you survive shooting your rifle, make your way past the backs to your shotgun. If your still conscious go over and slap DID on the butt..........................not that there's anything wrong with that Quote
Gold Canyon Kid #43974 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Icy Gaterade shower for the match winner. Quote
Chantry Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Sacks. I definitely don't want to see getting sacked finding it's way into SASS Quote
ORNERY OAF Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 convicted felons and a bunch of thugs, we can do without those..... Quote
Gold Canyon Kid #43974 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 convicted felons and a bunch of thugs, we can do without those..... You are confusing football with Congress and politicians. Quote
Nate Kiowa Jones #6765 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 You are confusing football with Congress and politicians. confused, I don't think so. I heard they were re-naming the NFL to National Felons league. Quote
Steel Horse Rider Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 confused, I don't think so. I heard they were re-naming the NFL to National Felons league. I thought Ray Lewis retired?????????? Quote
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Lightning bolts. Actually, I'd like to have one of these. They are basically a Colt Lightning version of a Mare's Leg. Made by AWA. Not seen one in a long time.... Quote
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