Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 With football season over, I got to thinking about how much it has changed and how many things have been introduced to the sport in my short lifetime. Then I thought, what if some of these "things" (rules, gadgets,behaviors) came to SASS and how bad it would be for the sport. Ok, I'll start: Butt slapping. Yeah, I can see it now. Red River Ray smacking DiD's behind and saying "nice shotgun work buddy". I don't think so. Of course those two may like that sort of thing. I dunno. I really doubt it. Your turn.
John Henry Quick Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 Spiking revolvers after completing a stage.
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 Hope we never start having to play defense.
John Henry Quick Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 Hope we never start having to play defense. Spot on!
Buckhorn Bud Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 Gatorade on over the head of the winning coach...
Calico Mary Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Some of the fellas may not agree....but I definitely don't wanna see a bunch of half-nekkid cheerleaders shaking their silicone while I'm shootin......
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 During the last of the stage you're shooting... out of the clear blue comes a forearm shiver, you drop the firearm, and its an automatic DQ.
Deuce Stevens SASS#55996 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Actually being a three sport athlete in high school and then a college athlete I quite often give my pards a smack on the back side after a good run. Been doing it for years. A lot of the same emotions come into to play and I love to see my buddies do well. I once took out a spotter that I didn't see that was not supposed to be there as a I ran across a stage. Sorta felt like throwing a block on a screen pass.
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Instant replay Ouucch! Then theres the 5 yd penalty for a false start.
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Hope we never start having to play defense. So do the local Cowboys.
Cato Younger Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 "Sherman-esque" trash talking after a fast stage. "I'm the best duelist in the world! Don't you ever match me up with a sorry ass shooter like Cato Younger!"
Spittoon O Tool SASS #62053 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Spiking revolvers after completing a stage. Ha! Now that's funny! Spittoon
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Some of the fellas may not agree....but I definitely don't wanna see a bunch of half-nekkid cheerleaders shaking their silicone while I'm shootin...... Well, Korupt Karl and I have BIG plans for the Geisha Twins when we visit Wed Wiver Way at the NC State. ..........Widder
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Celebration dance after every clean stage.
Yul Lose Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 We kinda have cheerleader type dress at our Escondido match sometimes when some of the lady shooters wear their corsets and other accoutrement that normal ladies might only choose to wear in the bedroom and then there is the TG, JW Bass that wears his kilt when the weather gets hot.
Artie Fly, SASS #25397 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 +1 for Corsets and Babes with Bustles!
Matthew Duncan Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Unable to finish the stage ( shotgun malfunction) so I punt it between two rifle targets for a 3 point bonus
Grizzly Dave Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 I ain't got a problem with butt slapping as long as those involved are ready for it, I don't really think ya want to be slapping my butt while I'm carrying long guns... Celebration dances are ok in my book too, especially when the ladies do them, for fellers maybe save them for a clean match. I like seeing others celebrate what they and others have done, as long as it's not in your face taunting, though between friends sometimes that works too. To answer the OP seriously, instant replay. They day they rule it admissible is the day I quit taking video at matches.
Cypress Sun Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 I don't think I could get used to spiking the last gun used. Throwing it over the goal post/prop is out also. When 70,000 folks come out to watch a SASS match maybe I'll change my opinion. Heck, I'd only charge 2.5 million per 1/2 minute for commercials...........reasonable these days.
Calico Mary Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 I ain't slappin' yer butt Grizz....ain't it bad enuff I gotta dress ya????
Harvey Mushman Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Some of the fellas may not agree....but I definitely don't wanna see a bunch of half-nekkid cheerleaders shaking their silicone while I'm shootin...... Other than the silicone, that might not be all bad - and they could have male cheerleaders for the distaff side, too! S! C! O! R! E! Score, Score, Score! - R! A! N! K! Points, Points, Points!......uh........nevermind
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 And for our friends across the pond who play a different football, I don't want to see anyone rip off their shirt and slide across the stage on their knees after a good run.
Grizzly Dave Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Pass interference. No, wait, that's already in this game when Miz Grizz see's me cozying up with the Saloon girls...
Dang It Dan 13202 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 First of all, ain't nobody slappin' my butt unless it's my wife (Darlin'). Not that I have a problem with Ray, but, hey, I don't want Santa River Stan touching me anywhere either 'cause I am closer to Stan than Ray....uh, I mean, uh.....you know what I mean 'cause......For Pete's sake I'm not like that 'cause......awww hell just shoot me already.
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Hmmmm...Yer startin to worry me...a bit...Dan...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Pass interference. No, wait, that's already in this game when Miz Grizz see's me cozying up with the Saloon girls... Wait until you see the way the rule is explained in our rule books.
Gold Canyon Kid #43974 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 When the match is over and we are taking our showers to wash off the dust and dirt, at least we do not have female reporters in the room trying to interview us cowboys. P. S. I would not mind seeing scantly clad cheer leaders at matches shaking everything including lots of visable silicone.
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Helmets and body armor on the range?
Charles B. Gatewood SASS #48517 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 John Madden as color commentator might be interesting.
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