Subdeacon Joe Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 MIAMI — A Miami judge is giving troubled pop star Justin Bieber a choice in punishment following his arrest on Thursday: Join the Marine Corpsor go to jail. “You milquetoast Canadian entertainers think you can come down hereand have the run of the place don’t you?” said Judge Farina. “Well,you’ve finally crossed the line sir. You want to know what this isabout? It’s about consequences now. You don’t have any weapons? Well,you’re about to.” The Judge then offered the teenage pop star a choice. He could servetime in a Miami jail followed by deportation to Canada or GuantanamoBay, or he could report to Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island forrecruit training. “This is really a terrible choice either way,” said KatherineMerriman, an attorney following the case. “This puts Bieber in theposition of choosing between terrible treatment in prison from criminalsor terrible treatment in the Marine Corps by lance criminals and senior staff.” Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/01/justin-bieber-drunk-driving/#ixzz2rbuDchvI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I'm bettin he wouldn't last a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I give him two days at P.I. before complete mental break down. Besides, I don't think the USMC would even take him. They have standards. Better check with the Navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Y'all know The Duffleblog is a military version of The Onion, right? IT'S FAKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Why, oh why, do they keep harassing our military? Hasn't the Marine Corp done enough for the U.S.A. ? I say send him to Cuba as a terrorist. Driving like that is a terrorist activity in my book. On another note, when did the gyreens start wearing green berets? Another question is how long do you thing this bozo would last at PI? I am betting on the gyreens. They have a much better record of dealing with adversity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Suomi SASS #31905 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Howdy: All the "bieb" needs is to have is eyes opened and his ears cleaned out. Twenty five smacks accross his bare bottom and calfs with a soaked cane with open his eyes and the sounds of his screams will knock the wax our of his ears. A word to the wise about fifty lashes next offense ought to smarten him up. THis would not have been necessary had his parents smacked his butt when he was a child. JMHO STL Suomi It works very well in Saudi Arabia and Singapore .... YMMV STL Suomi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Naw, don't do that to the marines. Give him twerking lessons and then off to prison! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet Jones 99980 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Sadly, this is not true. But then again, why would we trust this irreverant, disrespectful, thinks he can do anything he wants cuz he's famous POS defend our country. He would be crying in his oatmeal the day after he got to boot camp. More sadly is that he is going to go scot-free and keep up this behaviour because our Justice system in it's "infinite wisdom" has a different set of rules for famous rich people. If you or I had done even a small portion of these things, we'd still be sitting in County lockup. 18 month minimum mandatory sentencing for DUI and resisting arrest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Bieber sounds like a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Bieber sounds like a girl. He probably is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angus McPherson Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 "...Marine Corps lance criminals..." Now that's funny right there! :-) Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 He probably is! BMC, For your viewing pleasure. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12a3fv_justin-bieber-baby-ft-ludacris-lyrics-by-naveenkumarmanjhi_music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 BMC, For your viewing pleasure. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12a3fv_justin-bieber-baby-ft-ludacris-lyrics-by-naveenkumarmanjhi_music Yep, My first impression seems to be correct. Female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Even though this report is false and should be pulled, the lad might surprise you, who knows? Most of our wars have been fought with teenagers and young twenties....me thinks we are sounding like a bunch of old geezers who have forgotten what we were like when left unchecked as youngsters... like nun of us has drag raced, btw did you see the vid of the alleged drag race? I've seen people drive faster in parking lots! oh well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Even though this report is false and should be pulled, the lad might surprise you, who knows? Most of our wars have been fought with teenagers and young twenties....me thinks we are sounding like a bunch of old geezers who have forgotten what we were like when left unchecked as youngsters... like nun of us has drag raced, btw did you see the vid of the alleged drag race? I've seen people drive faster in parking lots! oh well.... That punk wouldn't get through the hair cut without crying. Purt near Peanut Mud has it right.........who hasn't drag raced? From the video I've seen, actually quite tame. Doing 60 in a 30 zone? With the type of cars involved, that's a 1/2 second punch of the throttle. That is mostly excusable....drinking/drugging and driving isn't. CS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 People, people, people!Please check the accuracy of "news" before posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 allie, it is; "people people people!" with an E! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 People, Please check the accuracy of "news" before posting. Miss Allie....Duffleblog is pure satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Hi Joe,I've heard that. However, posting something like that without a can be misleading. Others have posted hoaxes as fact in the past and fooled many folks. Regards, AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 and how were we tu know it was from dufflebag? and I for one had never herd of dufflebag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 DuffleBlog is hilarious!! I can remember when a sentence like that was common practice in juvenile and such courts. Matter of fact they sent one of my cousins to the Marines back in the day. Didn't make him any less of a punk when he got out. Most of them, the Corps did well for. Him, not so much. Most of my Marine friends think he's an embarsssment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Backwater, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Some folks got it, some folks don't got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Hi Joe, I've heard that. However, posting something like that without a can be misleading. Others have posted hoaxes as fact in the past and fooled many folks. Regards, AM Hi Allie, This is the saloon! A place to tell tall tales and pass the time with tales of bull. Should be fun place to be. Besides most got a good belly laugh out of the concept of bieber going into the USMC. That was funny? wasn't it? Hacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Whateeever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I thought it was peeple, peeple, peeple, that's what you meant, right Allie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 Hi Joe, I've heard that. However, posting something like that without a can be misleading. Others have posted hoaxes as fact in the past and fooled many folks. Regards, AM and how were we tu know it was from dufflebag? and I for one had never herd of dufflebag! Well, the link that auto posted with the test I copied and pasted shows "duffleblog." And I figured that enough stuff from there has been posted here that the majority will know that Duffleblog is satire. And, if not, the language in the quote should have been a tip off. Milquetoast Canadian entertainers, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StirrupTrouble Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I'm glad that is a satire blog. I wouldn't want my Corps muddied with that puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Adams 3674 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Lord......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 OTOH, there were a couple of entertainers, brothers, who joined the Corps. Didn't hear how they did, and I don't think they were in a war, but...one of them just crossed the divide...and "Little Susie" cried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Jack Hammer Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Duffelblog is hilarious, go read some of their past stories....awesome satire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 They would kick that punk out of the corps before he had time to find the mess hall. Lafitte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 ….but it was on the internet so it's gotta be true!! Bieber won't spend one night in jail and probably just pay a fine. C'mon folks he's got trunks full of cash!! $$$$ Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leadville Lefty SASS 87631 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 At one time it was not unknown that a judge would give the offender an option of jail or the military. If I was the judge I wouldn't disgrace any of the services by giving him that option. I would give him a choice of this or that jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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