Keep them younguns away from the TV

[Dusty Balz, SASS#46599]

This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV.

A Baptist pastor was
presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now,
asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same
time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be
very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of
the Resurrection, …

a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

 

[Wolfgang, SASS #53480]