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Curley Fryes

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The intelligence level of the media, especially local TV stations never ceases to amaze me! Back when I was working, I was investigating a fatal wreck that had knocked down two power lines, both of which were still live. One of the local stations got passed thru the yellow tap by a rookie officer, drove his "ACTION NEWS!" van over both lines and was walking toward them asking me over his shoulder, "Can I move these for a better shot?". Do y'all have any idea how hard it was to say "No!", when my whole body was screaming, "Yes!"? ;)

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Rarely? So sometimes the homicide victims DO talk to the police???

 

In the world that those zero media types occupy? Apparently so. :wacko:

 

Whut th' hey!? Whould'a thot they'd find guns in that gun shop, either? Whadda scoop!!

 

 

 

 

 

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Several years ago our local media reported that someone tried to rob a local pizza joint and was confronted by a customer with a CCW and a 25mm handgun.

25mm = .984" = .984 caliber!!!

 

How do you know that the customer wasn't packing an M2 Bradley Fighting Vehicle on his hip? :D (They're equipped with a 25mm Bushmaster chain gun, and incidentally are quite effective on personnel).

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