SaukValley Sam, SASS # 66557 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 80-year-old man annual checkupAn 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling.“I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride Who’s pregnant and having my child!What do you think about that?”The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story.I know a guy Who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But oneday he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his wife’sumbrella instead of his gun.”“So he’s in the woods,” thedoctor continues, “and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him!He raises up the umbrella, by reflex I suppose, points it at the bear,and a shot is heard. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering froma bullet wound in his its chest.”“That’s impossible!”, says the old man, “Someone else must have shot that bear,”The doctor walks the old man to the exit door, shakes his hand, and says, “Exactly.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Had to think about that one for a minute As long as the guys name isn't Abraham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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