Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 The BEST way - is to let someone else do it GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 WHAT ya do is . ya find a city boy , and tell him to go down there and relocate em have a camara handy for the show CB Call PETA and EPA. Between them they should be able to relocate them to the proper habitat. My personal vote is for the S X S 12 ga with a good 1 1/2 load of 9s powered by a square load of black. Permanent solution and if it is applied after dark it becomes family entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Call PETA and EPA. Between them they should be able to relocate them to the proper habitat. My personal vote is for the S X S 12 ga with a good 1 1/2 load of 9s powered by a square load of black. Permanent solution and if it is applied after dark it becomes family entertainment. the kids would love it and I just so happen to have GOEX Black Dawg 12 gauge in 8 shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I fold, take the pot An additional alternative is to take a nice heavy construction garbage bag, spray the poison in it and cover the nest and tie it shut with the same, all after dark and on a cooler evening if possible, cut off the branch if necessary on either side of the nest and mail to Judge Lewis' ex wife (wives?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 I fold, take the pot An additional alternative is to take a nice heavy construction garbage bag, spray the poison in it and cover the nest and tie it shut with the same, all after dark and on a cooler evening if possible, cut off the branch if necessary on either side of the nest and mail to Judge Lewis' ex wife (wives?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Call PETA and EPA. Between them they should be able to relocate them to the proper habitat. My personal vote is for the S X S 12 ga with a good 1 1/2 load of 9s powered by a square load of black. Permanent solution and if it is applied after drark it becomes family entertainment. You probably don't even need any shot. A flaming cloud of BP might take care of it right then and there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 I could break out my brown bess or springfield musket and load powder and patch, maybe for fun do what a buddy I knew did, he filled the barrel with powder and wondered why he had to get stitches and broke his gun. NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayes Greener Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I forgot to mention, keep a can of Copenhagen dip in the fridge-it works pretty well for taking the ouch out of the sting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 does Copenhagen work better than pipe tobacco? I was thinking it may since it is damper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I could break out my brown bess or springfield musket and load powder and patch, maybe for fun do what a buddy I knew did, he filled the barrel with powder and wondered why he had to get stitches and broke his gun. NOT! 'Bout a hunnert and twenny grains should do it. ; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Term Emory Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I'll call your ex-wife and raise you an ex-wife. I'm all in with 2 ex-wives....😁😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Hill, sass # 49256 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 My son used to have one of those "Super Soaker" squirt guns that would shoot a stream about 1/8' dia. to about 30'. I would fill it with about 1/2 amonia and 1/2 water. When it hit hornets it would knock them to the ground and I would step on them. With the nest over the water the fish might eat them.I also used it to get rid of a swarm of honey bees that was trying to take up residency under my shed. Every day I would shoot a "Gunfull" of that mixture in the hole they were entering in, after a few days they left.It was fun and my son would get a kick out of watching me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 CO2 fire extinguisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Lewis Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I fold, take the pot An additional alternative is to take a nice heavy construction garbage bag, spray the poison in it and cover the nest and tie it shut with the same, all after dark and on a cooler evening if possible, cut off the branch if necessary on either side of the nest and mail to Judge Lewis' ex wife (wives?) Unfortunately, wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayes Greener Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 does Copenhagen work better than pipe tobacco? I was thinking it may since it is damper.We always keep some Copenhagen in the fridge for my grandkids. In case they get stung by something. Remember the Duke putting chaw on Kim Darby's snakebite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 get a good running start and leap like superman with your arms fully extended and grasp the nest with both hands like the man of steel! Continue onward diving with the nest into the water and feed the alligators! Don't forget to take pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 get a good running start and leap like superman with your arms fully extended and grasp the nest with both hands like the man of steel! Continue onward diving with the nest into the water and feed the alligators! Don't forget to take pictures. best one yet be right back, heading to do that now, NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 We always keep some Copenhagen in the fridge for my grandkids. In case they get stung by something. Remember the Duke putting chaw on Kim Darby's snakebite? my luck the kids would try it, but if they did it'd likely be the last time. I meant to tell my wife to get some today. my pipe tobacco is old and dried anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 TM wet it and put it on the stings anyway , don't make much differance on age CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backshootin beauford mcgee Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Take a big stick. Wade into the pond. Whack the nest. Nest goes in the water, wasps go in the water. You're in the water. Fairwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies..... :lol: now that is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johny two horse Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 WD 40 and a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 13, 2013 Author Share Posted August 13, 2013 It seems the nest is bigger than two hands side by side in width. I loaded with GOEX BP, got as close as I could without falling in the water the flame came out with lots of smoke, the wasp soon flew out looking for me. the flame caused minimal damage. I had hoped the smoke would keep them calm. I will try a long torch tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 It seems the nest is bigger than two hands side by side in width. I loaded with GOEX BP, got as close as I could without falling in the water the flame came out with lots of smoke, the wasp soon flew out looking for me. the flame caused minimal damage. I had hoped the smoke would keep them calm. I will try a long torch tomorrow. Two hands in width........sounds like a modified choke at 30' should do it. Or you could just cut the branch off, let it fall in the water. Last I heard, wasps don't surf. CS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_of_Hearts Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 One can of hair spray.... One cigarette lighter....... The two together make a great blow torch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 God took care of it and sent several inches of rain and drowned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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