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This'll take care of the cat thing!

 

I bet I''ll get my treat this time!!

 

Hide my toys, will ya'!

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DOG CATCHER, 8 O'CLOCK!! GIMME MORE AMMO!!

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Why are the bullets in the ammo belt pointing the wrong direction? And look at where the belt is at. Don't these dudes know how to load the gun?

 

Are you sure that it isn't just an illusion created by the photo? It looks to me like that belt has a twist in it and they will feed correctly.

 

Other than that, great comments, guys.

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Finally, a ride where I don't have to stick my head out the window.

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After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Germany
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird
Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richtofin was his name
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside

Chorus:
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

In the nick of time, a hero arose
A funny-looking dog with a big black nose
He flew into the sky to seek revenge
But the Baron shot him down--"Curses, foiled again!"

(chorus)
Now, Snoopy had sworn that he'd get that man
So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan
He challenged the German to a real dogfight
While the Baron was laughing, he got him in his sight

That Bloody Red Baron was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Snoopy fired once, and he fired twice
And that Bloody Red Baron went spinning out of sight

(chorus)

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Why are the bullets in the ammo belt pointing the wrong direction? And look at where the belt is at. Don't these dudes know how to load the gun?

 

I think -- and I know that's an improbability -- that the ammo belt is just hooked on the grips. The breach may be much further forward toward the muzzle.

 

What aircraft? CH-53? And is the dude wearing the Columbian flag?

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(A doggy conversation.)

 

"Utah Bob, this is Rover 6. We have you in sight. Stand by for pick up in two minutes. We'll have you home in time for a good flea dip before super, courtesy of Kennel One. Over."

 

"Rover 6, Utah Bob. Glad to see you. Knew how we got down here, but weren't sure how we were going to get back up. What's for supper. Over?"

 

"Utah Bob, this is Rover. Alpo, Milk Bone, left-over chicken gravy, and a new chew bone. Over."

 

"Rover, this is Utah Bob. Thanks for the info. Moving out to meet you. Over."

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Squirrel!

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