Alaska Story

[Dusty Balz, SASS#46599]

A couple in Alaska was walking home from the saloon one night. Half
way home the women turns to her husband and says "damn I really have to
take a whiz, can we head back to the bar?" Her husband replies, "we're
half way home can you hold it?" She says "no I really have to go". So
her husband says "all right, I'll help you get off your coveralls, come
over to the bridge and out of the road"

 

So they
peel off her coveralls and she hangs over the bridge and takes a whiz,
when she's finished she , looks down at the river between her legs and
says "Oh damn, I just peed all over a canoe full of moose meat"

Her husband looks down and says "not worries babe, your just looking at your reflection"

[Pit Bull Tex]

Tacky,tacky,but funny