Curley Fryes Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Summer Retreat ~ A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him.The friend, happy to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed. When the time came, they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors. One morning, as the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached by two huge bears~~a male and a female.The lawyer noticed them in time to run for cover. His friend, however, was not so lucky. The male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his high~powered rifle and raced back to the berry area with the lawyer.All the while, he was plagued by visions of lawsuit from his friend's family. He just had to save his friend. Luckily, the bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male. The sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female."What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!" "Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamon Chute Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Groooooooooooaaaaan............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 (RIMSHOT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John E. Law Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 enter the sound of crickets cherping here. JEL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangent Ranger Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Ba-Da-Boom, Ba-Da-Bing! -- GIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 My kind of joke! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 People been known to wind up in Hades for tellin' jokes that weren't as bad as that one! Hehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.