Bama Red Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Thank you, thank you very much! We'll be here all weekend. Don't forget to tip your waitresses and waiters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 TIP DON'T eat yellow snow Don't bet on the ponies never sign nothing in a *horehouse there ya go CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Thank you, thank you very much! We'll be here all weekend. Don't forget to tip your waitresses and waiters. Bama! I was informed a few years ago that they are now "servers"! You call some of them waiters or waitresses and you might not like what they do to your food!! It's like you don't call flight attendants "stewardesses" any more!! And those folks really get peeved when you do!! And another tip is, "Stay outta' the stock market!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 I am gonna guess that would make Red the SERVEE? Them little buggers are flitting around out there this morning. Makes me tired just to watch. Good thing they don't have a radial engine and a four blade prop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Schoolmarm says that you'd better watch it with the hummingbirds. She has special plans for those of you who do harm to those little critters. And those of you who know her can attest to her malice when she's unhappy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Bama! I was informed a few years ago that they are now "servers"! You call some of them waiters or waitresses and you might not like what they do to your food!! HUH! I already don't like what they do to my food! You mean they can make it worse? (Hehehe!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Bama!! Much worse!! And you don't wanna' know!! (no YUCK icon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 BD did I ever tell ya about the cute little waitress and the menu ? ohh never mind this is suppose to be a faimley foram CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 What happened to the waitress that took my Hummingbird Sushi order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Tweety!! Schoolmarm says she's gonna kick your @......................... Hummingbird sushi is not on your menu!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 ya gotta cook them suckers to make for decent eatin, and ya need a whole lot of 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Due to their small size, I've always found that they are ideally suited for kabobs. Alternate 'em with Roma tomatoes, chunks of onion and red and green peppers, just a dab of soy sauce and pitch 'em on the grill. Yum, yum! Watch out, though, they can be a tad bony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I've found the beak makes a nice sweet toothpick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Don't say I didn't warn ya's!! She will likely see you before you see her due to her smallish stature. I suspect you will awaken to pain like most of you have never experienced and a question on your parched lips, something to the effect of "What hit me?" or "Where am I?" or a request for more morphine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 16, 2013 Author Share Posted June 16, 2013 I dent dood it, Mz. Schoolmarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Due to their small size, I've always found that they are ideally suited for kabobs. Alternate 'em with Roma tomatoes, chunks of onion and red and green peppers, just a dab of soy sauce and pitch 'em on the grill. Yum, yum! Watch out, though, they can be a tad bony. There's the ticket! And wrap them in bacon to kick it up a notch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Don't say I didn't warn ya's!! She will likely see you before you see her due to her smallish stature. I suspect you will awaken to pain like most of you have never experienced and a question on your parched lips, something to the effect of "What hit me?" or "Where am I?" or a request for more morphine!! Dishwater, You're just tryin' to sceer me! Ms Schoolmarm knows me better! And she's nicer than you...smells better too! Beside in the bird kingdoms, hummingbirds are recipients free government handouts. Always looking for an easy handout. And so many people enable that behavior to where some hummingbirds would starve without all them free hummingbird feeders. Come to think of it. Hummingbird feeders are right next to animal cruelty!! I like 'em wrapped in bacon also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Mmmmmmm, bacon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Hey! It's your funeral!! I'm just sayin'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Schoolmarm is asking how many hummingbird feeders y'all want put out in your respective memories!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 NONE the Feather Force , made an apperance yesterday , watched a Dog fight around the cumber and canalope vines they never went over to the tomatos for some reason . CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 Well, Backwater, the birds are having a great time at the watering hole. I am wondering what would happen if I put a couple of shots of Jack Daniel's or Captain Morgan in with the sugar water. Have a buzz bomb party maybe. I could serve some bug hors d’œuvre on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Drunken, overstuffed, hovercraft could be an entertaining sight. If you think they're aggressive now, think what they'd be with hangovers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 Hahahahaha I suspect that things could get out of hand richt quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Well, Backwater, the birds are having a great time at the watering hole. I am wondering what would happen if I put a couple of shots of Jack Daniel's or Captain Morgan in with the sugar water. Have a buzz bomb party maybe. I could serve some bug hors d’œuvre on the side. Whiskey does makes a good hummingbird marinade. Not sure about rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Whiskey does makes a good hummingbird marinade. Not sure about rum. Now what would a devout Baptist know about spirits??? HMMMMMMMMM??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Now what would a devout Baptist know about spirits??? HMMMMMMMMM??? Education about the perils of the Devil's drinks. Know your enemy! Or something like that.... I only use them for cooking and medicinal needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I need some of that medicine. And I know Schoolmarm well enough that my next contribution to this thread is "I have a shovel and I'll help bury them up to their necks, but not in this rocky Middle Tennessee soil please, " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 The beaches are sandy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Education about the perils of the Devil's drinks. Know your enemy! Or something like that.... I only use them for cooking and medicinal needs. Yeah! I noticed that awful cough you seem to develop around five o'clock!! The beaches are sandy.... Schoolmarm loves beaches!! She might not care for messing up the beach with the carcasses of some of these varmints! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 Well, there are always sand castles..... Just something erotic about running barefooted through warm sand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Especially feeling the tide wash the sand away around and under your feet. I did that in Australia once, wound up with a nasty sunburn on my feet. Had a blister the size of a golf ball on top of my foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 My wife sunburned her feet in Mexico. I figure that is why God gave us SOCKS AND SANDALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 We should dig a pit in the sand, throw in some hot charcoal, add a flock of hummingbirds, cover, let cook, and have a Hummingbird Luau! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 that sounds like a BUNCH of WOR* gotta a BACKHOE ? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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