Subdeacon Joe Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Woman, 92, 'shoots up neighbour's house after he denies her a kiss' A 92-year-old woman in Florida allegedly resorted to Wild West methods when the object of her affections refused to give her a kiss, pulling out her semi-automatic pistol. Helen Staudinger allegedly fired four shots into the house next-door in Fort McCoy after her 53-year-old neighbour, rejected her advances. Dwight Bettner said: 'If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head.' Mr Bettner is 39 years Staudinger's junior, but he claims the age gap did nothing to deter his elderly suitor. She went round his house on Monday for a chat, but they began arguing after she stepped in the door uninvited. According to a police report, he told her 'get your ass out of my house' - but she said she wouldn't go unless he gave her a kiss. Woman knows what she wants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Beady Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Damned gun owners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Ah yes...those 'Wild West methods'.... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 This might be a case where the "little old lady" does not win in court, even with a jury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bristol Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 sure hope an age limit for gun ownership doesn't come out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Ya gotta watch them Cougars cause they can get mean if denied! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouchy Greg, SASS#71981 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Ya gotta watch them Cougars cause they can get mean if denied! There has to be a better word for a horny 92 year old than Cougar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I think maybe Pallas' Cat might work. Here is a photo. Not that they aren't cute. They just have a "certain look." LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 There has to be a better word for a horny 92 year old than Cougar. I'd best just keep my mouth shut ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'd best just keep my mouth shut ! Yea, me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There has to be a better word for a horny 92 year old than Cougar. Gonna put that one on your plate Bob cause I am at a loss for descriptors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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