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Woman, 92, 'shoots up neighbour's house after he denies her a kiss'


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Woman, 92, 'shoots up neighbour's house after he denies her a kiss'

 

A 92-year-old woman in Florida allegedly resorted to Wild West

methods when the object of her affections refused to give her a kiss,

pulling out her semi-automatic pistol.

Helen Staudinger allegedly

fired four shots into the house next-door in Fort McCoy after her

53-year-old neighbour, rejected her advances.

Dwight Bettner said:

'If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet)

probably would have hit me in the back of the head.'

Mr Bettner is 39 years Staudinger's junior, but he claims the age gap did nothing to deter his elderly suitor.

She went round his house on Monday for a chat, but they began arguing after she stepped in the door uninvited.

According

to a police report, he told her 'get your ass out of my house' - but

she said she wouldn't go unless he gave her a kiss.

Woman knows what she wants!

 

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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Ya gotta watch them Cougars cause they can get mean if denied!

There has to be a better word for a horny 92 year old than Cougar. ;)

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There has to be a better word for a horny 92 year old than Cougar. ;)

 

 

I'd best just keep my mouth shut ! :(

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