Hoss Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Going in for some fairly major dental work today. Considering wearing my Ruger SR1911 in a crossdraw so I can grip the butt while he works in my mouth. Do ya think he will give me an extra shot of novacaine and be extra gentle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Lemme know if it works, my appointment is Monday for a crown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Just remember, Doc Holliday was a dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Likely that he will drill ya before you can draw..... LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Likely that he will drill ya before you can draw..... LL Durn yore hide, LL. Ya beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Sawyer says when the dentists sits down on his stool, grab his testicles and say, "We're not gonna hurt each other are we?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Harris #154 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 My dentist is Brent (Sidewinder) Bowling, SASS 69 BH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Branch Louie Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I had laughing gas one time, didn't care if he chopped my head off to work on it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 My last trip to the dentist cause me $32,000. I didn't even get kissed. I went to the dentist to have a broken tooth repaired. He convinced me that repair was not feasible so I gave the OK for extraction. 4 sedative injections. He was unable to get the tooth out. Made an appointment with an oral surgeon. Two days later I began to swell and loose breathing capability. Final bill included 2 tooth extractions, a trip to the emergency room, 45 mile ambulance ride, another emergency room charge. emergency surgery, 5 doctors bills, 24 hours in intensive care. 4 weeks of really difficult recovery. Why? Injection point infection cause by first dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I had a tooth pried out nine days ago, and my jaw muscles still hurt so much from my mouth being wedged open a bit farther than it goes, I still can't open wide enough to take a bite out of a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I had a tooth pried out nine days ago, and my jaw muscles still hurt so much from my mouth being wedged open a bit farther than it goes, I still can't open wide enough to take a bite out of a sandwich. Were you thinking of losing a few pounds...This could be the time... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I met my daughter at Burger King after work and had to eat my burger with a knife and fork. Maybe I'll start a trend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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