Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hope the moderators don't give me any "warning points" for that remark. Truth Hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I can tell this is going to get out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I can tell this is going to get out of hand. What do you expect? I'm involved. Hey maybe next month we can have a "Pimps vs Johns" match Could I interest you in a bumper sticker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpylambert Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Zombie movies ect get popular when people are uneasy about the times they are living in. Zombie movies were very popular during the cold war. They are an outlet for people to explore their anxiety of living in trying times without it being to real or to possible. With the anxiety gun owners have been through the last few years it is not wonder the zombie thing is so hot right now. OH and zombies are also just plane FUN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 This sucks! This will be the first local club match I'll have to miss this year (work). Y'all better save the stage descriptions and take lots of pic/vids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Buscadero, SASS #73085 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Reason I ask,I know I can't win a thing shooting. Look out makeup department! Let's see what kinda costume I can come up with. Of course some of our shooters are so old they could just roll outta bed and....never mind. Hope the moderators don't give me any "warning points" for that remark. HAR! DDD, you better hope none of those old shooters smack you for that remark! Most of 'em are TOUGH (and cranky) old birds! Bucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 HAR! DDD, you better hope none of those old shooters smack you for that remark! Most of 'em are TOUGH (and cranky) old birds! Bucky Most of em out shoot me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get if I showed up at Waffle House before the match dressed like a Zombie? Not to mention El Sombrero after the match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I view the zombie craze as simply representation of oppressive evil forces whose intent aren't in your best interests, and so dealing with zombies as fantasy is actually good practice. Plus I love a good zombie movie. "Return Of The Dead" is my all time favorite. Rolan, glad you finally chewed (pun intended) Evil Bob's ear enough that he relented to your similar evilness - I'm looking forward to it! Bucky Bucky, you could just as easily be talking about politicians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get if I showed up at Waffle House before the match dressed like a Zombie? Not to mention El Sombrero after the match! Considering what shows up at a Waffle House from time to time, they probably would not pay you any notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get if I showed up at Waffle House before the match dressed like a Zombie? Not to mention El Sombrero after the match! I've found that Waffle houses are very accepting and non judgmental institutions. No matter what you look like, they will always serve you. The scary thing is, you probably won't be the first zombie they served that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 What do you expect? I'm involved. Hey maybe next month we can have a "Pimps vs Johns" match Cheyenne Culpepper would be back down here in a NY minute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Cheyenne Culpepper would be back down here in a NY minute! As a pimp or a john? He could go either way ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 As a pimp or a john? He could go either way ya know. Vanilla Thunder.....DDD...either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed E. Gonzalez Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 If you're into video games, this one is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 If you're into video games, this one is great! I'm sure Rolan already has that game. He's pretty computer savvy, he probably wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 You give me way too much credit Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Clayton Conagher #43872 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I cannot to try this at our club!! Thanks for the inspiration!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 I cannot to try this at our club!! Thanks for the inspiration!! Did you leave out the "wait" or are you saying that you cannot do a Zombie shoot at your club? I hope you have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Vanilla Thunder.....DDD...either way Leave me alone please. I'm sensitive you know. And so what if I use lotion on my feet in the summer. My skin cracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Leave me alone please. I'm sensitive you know. And so what if I use lotion on my feet in the summer. My skin cracks. Sensitive.....lotion! Nah, can't say it here, moderators would delete it. I hope your sensitive feet get better. Maybe Evil Bob will be nice and let you borrow his gorilla shoes when you shoot the Cowboys vs Zombies match...they'll treat your feat right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Leave me alone please. I'm sensitive you know. And so what if I use lotion on my feet in the summer. My skin cracks. Well, only between Pedicures, Sure I get that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Gunn Walker and I are gonna be there. Rolan, next time you need to write a "human beings vs politicians" match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Rolan, next time you need to write a "human beings vs politicians" match. That gives me an idear. You could use famous words (lies) from politicians and write a western story line to fit. While standing on the gallows holdin a cigar, fixin to meet your maker, they ask you for your final words. "I did NOT have sex with THAT woman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 That gives me an idear. You could use famous words (lies) from politicians and write a western story line to fit. While standing on the gallows holdin a cigar, fixin to meet your maker, they ask you for your final words. "I did NOT have sex with THAT woman". or.....just say the line "Is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I figured aside from some unnamed pards, Pelosi would represent the Zombies very well. http://www.skullbunnie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Nancy_Pelosi_the_Claw.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 That gives me an idear. You could use famous words (lies) from politicians and write a western story line to fit. While standing on the gallows holdin a cigar, fixin to meet your maker, they ask you for your final words. "I did NOT have sex with THAT woman". GOOD ONE! Here be some other possible opening lines: "A chicken in every pot." "There you go again." "I have visited 57 territories." "Read my lips, no new taxes." "I am not a crook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 GOOD ONE! Here be some other possible opening lines: "A chicken in every pot." "There you go again." "I have visited 57 territories." "Read my lips, no new taxes." "I am not a crook." I've already got a chicken and a pot. How about: A day that will live in infamy. I have a dream. I respectfully invoke the 5th Amendment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Clayton Conagher #43872 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I cannot to try this at our club!! Thanks for the inspiration!! Did you leave out the "wait" or are you saying that you cannot do a Zombie shoot at your club? I hope you have fun! Sorry... had a zombie charge through the door and I had to dispatch him post haste. YES I cannot WAIT to try this!! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 I've already got a chicken and a pot. How about: A day that will live in infamy. I have a dream. I respectfully invoke the 5th Amendment. "It's such a terrible thing to lose one's mind" - Dan Quayle "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize" Rep. Hank Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure- Dan Quayle "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."- Charles De Gaulle Solutions are not the answer- Nixon “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — George W. Bush You cant just let nature run wild- Walter Hickel "Can I explain to you what happened? First of all it happened during aperiod after she was in remission from cancer." —former Sen. JohnEdwards, on cheating on his wife, ABC News interview, Aug. 8, 2008 John Edwards, what an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 He won't like me postin' here... but this will be a worthwhile event to attend. When Hitler was at his prominence... various factions of diametrically-opposed individuals came together to defeat his agenda... RC has the right idea... In this case... Zombies = Coming Trouble.... Get ready for it... or let it overrun ya... ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackey Cole Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sounds like a hoot! Wish I was going to be in the area to shoot it. Maybe a rematch around the All Hallows' season later in the year. For those that are wondering that is Halloween. Kill all let God sort out like we said back in the 80's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Oh yeah guys, how about these: "I didn't inhale" "I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." BILL CLINTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 It all started when that strange old prospector shambled out of the hills and into Al Swear-again's saloon. He didn't seem interested in playing dice, or drinking, but seemed hungry for the Sporting Girls. Hungry turned out to be the right word. Rolan Kraps and the Blue Ridge Rattler immediately sprung to the ladies aid and got bit for their troubles. They were the first to TURN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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